blender # 39 dead soul of Mistigris canadian pride we love u Booo! down with canada as the Mort the midget mountie rode down the aisle on his horse many spectators cheered as well as boo d Everything was fine until Mort saw his opponent he almost fell off his horse It was Crush the canuck destroyer As Mort the midget mountie entered the ring Crush was lifting weights in the corner Mort was shaking in his pants and finally the fight started with a ding it was brutal Mort was getting his ass kicked very very badly Mort decided to use a different stragity but that didn t work either Mort was ready to give in both his arms were in slings and his neck hurt like hell he went over to Crush s corner to tell him he gives up Mort like look here ey i got like both my arms in slings ey Crush Shutup!! ahhhh Mort noticed that Crush was covering his ears trying to avoid hearing what he had to say Mort had unfoiled Crush s weak spot *Crush is weak against canuck talk* Next round ding Mort the midget mountie ran up to Crush and whispered in his ear as fast as he could within 2 seconds Crush was on his knees weeping And Mort the Midget Mountie won by default since you are automatically disqualified if you cry the end