five meat pies hover between and underneath and inside the smooth wooden platform ten feet away but further than the disc that isn t beside the rotating fungus that has five fairy passengers all bound for finland frolicking freely in anticipation of the other side Motherly pumpkins with their benevolent gaze melt their children to the ground which understands Thus are contented the tiny victims of polka-dot fever Yes Bookmarks twirling they dive into expected action to the tune of a Wagner aria Sharpened and ready the pixie folk launch their heads at the flying cupcake of death! She was most defimately not amused Because it revealed her identity as a Reese s peanut butter cup Taking out her peanut butter insides she hopped happily away to start a new life away from all this trivial mad existance in the war of deserts Soon the deserts won which led to swamp drainage and landscape sprinkled with sandy flags and primitive ironing boards! (ungh!) Then out came the evil good fairie princesses with the blue-stained wand and the really short pink mini-skirts with gossamer shoelaces whose hidden powers of chastity and perfumery and haberdashery tied up the evil snakes of socials teachers and annoying parents so that over-protected children of the planet pooh could be free and and burn down the school like in the Pink Floyd movie and glow Meanwhile the meat pies are content baking in the oven which surrounds them all with barbed wire fences and women with hot pink mini-skirts when suddenly a one track mind swallowed them whole it then tottered off muttering something about proctologists and dreams of lightbulbs and flashlights dancing through a clear night sky went through the head of the nameless traveller and out Their pencils sharpenened and and out came the evil erasers They proceeded to rub out everybody and spaghetti purple and stringy climbed slowly over the top Ready for the umbrelloids they were big and they looked like umbrellas!!! Suddenly they looked more thither and brambly as the gorse and thicket of a thousand mongolian warriors on tricycle Dragging their freshly baked loaves of corn bread behind them the unleavened toastmen conquered all they encountered Meanwhile on 1775894 57th street the 695 17757894 57th street and granville bus stopped to pick up a passeng which turned out to be a late-night prostitute She saw the light of day and turned to ash The meat pies were also not amused as they re almost done and don t want to see ashes where british telecom repairmen should be and they pulled out the phone line and stuff the cords down there throat suddenly aware of its nonsensical placement in a sentence and wondered how he came out with such big words ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARRIANISM!!! was the most loudest and its pronouncer smug died beneath a 1 058 letter strain of tobacco His Surgeon General must have missed THAT one Heh say the meat pies before renewing their search for the repairmen Then he realized that the sentence before this one didn t make any sens to anyone but the meat pies who of course had invented the king s english in early 1284 Stop that I say! OY VEY! said the barber as he passed an italian sausage vendor The vendor who happend to be both jewish and a singularity sucked the meat pies in to his lentil vortex of oinons which were no where buckets ski disk shaped rutabagas dancing in a pentacle of swords and cups and daisy chains dancing in a rectangular pattern or was it an ellipse Hyperbola! shouted the yellow and black fellow in the corner whose masturbation on the playboy channel was interrupted by that NOISE he called the cable repairman SIX times but each time he comes out the man on the telephone pole scares him away Meanwhile in the fish hatche Skeletor ripped his face off Then came out HE-MAN with his mighty sword He Ordered Evilynn to sit on his face she tripped over Cringer and in a sudden fit of relevency killed a meat pi e which screamed as its meaty guts spilled out Cringer went back to the bathroom Mushrooms spring up from every drop of amber falling on the ground an exquisite corpse exercise by zinnia-ya cthulu happyfish mr flibbles -1-2-3 kid! weird and pedantik