the guys with the strange keyboards f u e l 12 nail mean -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the aprils fuel pack -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah hi! the knight here I absolutely don t want to write an info file that s like structured or stuff so i ll give you the news in a sorta hectic way more like a stream of consciousness something (hi flame hehe) Well i was feeling so good and all about this new fuelpack so there i sat comfortable behind the keyboard waiting to logon the internet while my service provider was checking my username and pwd and stuff then all of a sudden boom it hit me like a ton of bricks i FORGOT to pay my isp fuck enter pwd the machine said to me so i entered my pwd nothing re-enter pwd nothing fuck they cut me off coz i didn t pay the @# #@# bill that sux i felt rotten So i sorta called up some of my fella fuel homies (hi thr and dfr ) and i got one of their accounts to use for a couple of days tnx again dfr i ll buy ya a beer or something next time What crap am i talking here let s get on with the real fuel news for the month first off i want to thank all guys that stayed with us and that are really devoted and stuff next i d like to personally thank some guys that have either contributed with a guest or a joint ansi with one of the fuel guys nail sticky baboon rotting christ filth napalm death pinky mr4tune zeusII and more Right too much went on this past month to really tell all of it some fuelmembers went to several european demoparties such as mekka97 in germany and to the x97 party in holland we met some really cool guys I wonder who s actually reading all this since it s written in my crappy euro way eg oh yeah and did i mention that we really appreciated rotting christ s guest appearance in fuel hey man don t give up on ansi you rock! and did i mention that nail loves c64 games which rock actually ) also i hope i didn t forget to mention that martini on the rocks in large quantities is great too (right speedfreak ) i hope i told you guys how much tna fluor(hi guys) filth(solo sux ) mr4tune(kafkabla! ) inazone(icehomie) and kitiara(k1t) rock too such a strange word rock where does it actually come from it s not really a verb or something is it i mean i rock you rock he rocks etc that s dumb rock is a musical category you can play it but you can t do it i guess and then she like waved this stick at us and b00m thrasher standing there in a blue suit in the middle of the woods right she waved it again b00m necrofiliac standing there in a white suit she waved it again in front of me b00m nothing happens ! @ she said it dont work all the time so i said hey lady you owe me one!!! you owe me one now and she said okay what do you want so i thought about a new harddisk but then again nothing s gonna help that old pc anymore that thing s a goner so she said cmon tell me what do you want you wanna be a king you wanna be a emperor you wanna own your own pizzahut just tell me tell me i m right here and then i said well to be honest with you not to pull any punches what i really had in mind was uhhh i think i could dig ehhh i think i could like i wanna be i think i wanna be i think i just wanna be an ansi artist doch dit terzijde (this is not german you ignorant fucks it s dutch) ohyeah thrasher s pc is fucked somehow so i dunno if he s gonna be able to hand in his finished ansis so bear with him if they aren t in this pack and what else ah yes oned handed in something funny for our april pack ) i dunno if he s ever really gonna draw again but hell you really should oned or i ll send another dead rabbit to yar pool ) uhm ah yes a bunch of new guys joined up this month you can find them all back in the memberlist a personal welcome from me to all new guys in ansidivision bobafett coolguy cybergod dizzy reanimator shaggy caviar spear dadrug and novokane i could now spell out all the new ascii and vga members too but that would take me ages all in all 24 new members joined the fuel drawering studios so i guess that s pretty cool and yeah welcome all! ) ahyeah identity crisis joined us this month as the first guy to represent our rip division some other guys left us look at the memberlist if they aren t on it anymore that means they left okay whoah i love the easy approach type infofile babbling oh yes deeply disturbed you re late again and your pic in the previous twilight pack was great so you have no more excuses ) whoo i love the put pressure on someone type infofile babbling certainly coz everybody knows that nobody is in a position to pressurize anybody who s making art (try to figgure this out i m amazed i did myself) i m also amazed at how many spelling mistakes the previous sentence must probably count can someone (hey warpus) please tell me ) oh i forgot to tell you i had this secret project running it was called Raytinkz and was supposed to be a reviewing mag only and i had some stuff ready for it but by now it s outdated so i gave it up if anyone is interested in helping me out with it get hold of me on irc don t email me about it coz my previous account is dead (#@ #!) ah something else (yo radical!) the dutch artgroup fade seems to have somehow failed at gathering the dutch ansi-ascii scene together and talks were held about some guys teaming up with us (yo radical again ) well ex-fade guys get a hold of us on irc and tell us if you want to give fuel a go ) oh yes and sorry for the subliminal greets (yo watOr) i still don t know what happened to the guys from former eclipse where did they all go to pitty that group died i liked it why *didn t* the chicken cross the street a) coz burps just got his driver s license b) coz deepfreezer nearly fell asleep driving back from germany c) coz filth wants to go solo d) coz the knight was hung over pretty badly e) coz aoh and thrasher were fighting f) coz shaitan draws neue schule g) coz necrofiliac wanted to fuck her cloaka h) coz chronicc would release his colly on it i) coz it was no speed freak j) coz venior had boldly gone there before k) coz warpus and hennie were gonna put it in a blender l) coz mel farr suppahstar drove past in his autoexec batmobile m) all of the above send your answers to fuel@hehe com (just try it i guarantee it works) that s all for today enjoy the pack and drop me a word at the email address i no longer have bomb my isp with emails damnit fuck ping! 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