From Nate Cull Base FIDO - Team OS 2 To All Refer # None Subj * Microsoft World * Replies None Stat Sent Origin 07 May 95 21 36 00 This is a spoof I wrote last year my big brother talked me into posting it It s dedicated to all you other Windows survivors out there who ve felt that unmistakeable urge to re-arrange William Gates desktop with a heavy blunt instrument ) It s a Microsoft World (to the tune of What a Wonderful World ) I see desktops blue Mouse cursors white And files all askew In the deep dead of night And I think to myself It s a Microsoft world I see dialogs green And errors red I hear bone-chilling screams And words best unsaid And I think to myself It s a Microsoft world The colours of the hologram So pretty on the pack Are all over my monitor But I want my cursor back I see friends wringing hands Saying What can I do They re really saying We re All Doomed I see networks vast Across the globe With hardware so fast But software so slow And I shudder and say It s a Microsoft world I see software crash And cities burn As our world turns to ash Somebody ll learn Not to push the wrong key In a Microsoft world And I weep to myself It s a Microsoft world Copyright (C) 1994 by Nate Cull Christchurch New Zealand