operation debut by most of #fire!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- hi zircus here yadda yadda blah blah blah (isn t the opening sentence always such a bitch ) anyways yeah here i am there we were we were there #fire where the lamest of the ansi scene go to play that s right doing the usual being bored (is there ever anything else to do on irc i mean come on!) somehow the topic of bjork came up and the extremist (text) mentioned that he happened to be listening to her album debut at that very moment so as you see god among lice (lGiOcDe) suggested we synchronize our cds and listen together lame idea most definitely but fun nonetheless why because in #fire we happen to be wacky like that whatever anyway for a first time run the synchronized listening ran pretty smoothly we only had to start over toward the begining once due to lack of experience in coordinating this type of brilliant spontanious waste of time however we soon figured it out and got everything going okay and here ladies and gentleman for your enjoyment is the official irclog titled o p e r a t i o n d e b u t ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- lGiOcDe hey let s all go and listen to debut right now ) text d text D text D zircus that sounds like a good idea to me lGiOcDe synchronized music listening zircus everyone has to press play at once though so hangon zircus oops i m a born gun-jumper sorry ) lGiOcDe ok I m ready whenever ) text go$#@ zircus yay! zircus doh! eerie-mc you re all freaks lGiOcDe oh no this is gonna turn out just like mtv yak live ) text ee - so are yOU#@^&$ lGiOcDe or whatever it s called zircus god HAHAHA! *** zircus is now known as BJORKY005 BJORKY005 I REALLY LIKE THIS SONG!!!! LOOK!! A GIANT TEDDY BEAR!!!!! EYE PHEAR!!!!! text I am Bjork of Borg Resistance is *definitely* futile BJORKY005 god you mean like that ) *** BJORKY005 is now known as zircus lGiOcDe hahaha lGiOcDe exactly zircus and there is no man excepting lGiOcDe ok so are we actually doing this ) zircus i am lGiOcDe who else text well it seems I hit play 3 minutea go lGiOcDe no text minutes ago even zircus text doh! i m still on human behavior! lGiOcDe text we all gotta synchronize this shit _ text zir - me too%$#@ lGiOcDe aahah zircus start over lGiOcDe aaah text damn zircus or soemthing lGiOcDe do over zircus ) text okay lGiOcDe ) text well zircus okay zircus 10 text stop zircus 9 zircus 8 text wait zircus 7 zircus 6 zircus 5 zircus 6 zircus 7 zircus 8 zircus 9 zircus ) lGiOcDe t-minus 10 and holding lGiOcDe t-minus 10 and holding zircus HAHA! zircus this is fun and it hasn t even started yet ) text ahe zircus 5 zircus 4 zircus 3 zircus 2 zircus 1 zircus ignition sequence engaging now text ! zircus word lGiOcDe wewp zircus call to ball star command zircus ) zircus do we have rocket boosters zircus we definitely do rocket boosters go zircus check that bjork sector 5 zircus bjork sector 5 checked zircus status on track time * * zircus track #1 go houston lGiOcDe hmm I don t have that information available discovery zircus human behaviour engaged zircus we are insane this proves it roger lGiOcDe roger that zircus track #1 s almost ending as of t minus 30 zircus over text 0 40 left zircus roger lGiOcDe text tell me when you get to 0 lGiOcDe I don t have a counter zircus god doh! text 0 lGiOcDe ah it just ended zircus roger that text lGiOcDe woop lGiOcDe leet lGiOcDe my computer is my cd player ) zircus i travel all around the city sequence finished as of t minus 0 over text huh text hmm zircus funky ambient sequence initialized zircus ) text hahe zircus carefully moving thru crowd roger zircus vulnerable zircus funky horn loop initialized *** zircus changes topic to the synchronized bjork debut channel status track 3 zircus MAYDAY!!! MAYDAY!!! MAYDAY!!!! WE HAVE A SKIP!!! REPEAT WE HAVE A SKIP!!!! HOUSTON DO YOU COPY ! ! MAYDAY!!!! lGiOcDe now just just stay calm zircus skip fixed track skipped and paused awaiting further track advancement status roger text huh lGiOcDe we ll see if we can put together a solution for you down here using what you ve got up there text waiting for track 4 zircus whew that was a close one zircus roger tex text 250 left lGiOcDe tex =) zircus god ) zircus tex is so typical nasa talk lGiOcDe there s a marvelous view of venus from up here zircus word zircus track status tex text 0 30 zircus roger zircus text YAYA! text 15 zircus i mean umm roger zircus ) text 10 text 4 text 3 text 2 text 1 text 0 zircus roger text piiiiiiiiioooooooo text piiiiiiiiioooooooo text clap text clap text bom bom bom zircus booooooooooooooo initialized zircus funky baseline sequence engaged lGiOcDe excuse me while I make a trip to the little girl s room zircus singing outside studio effect sequence succesful zircus studio re-entry successful *** zircus changes topic to synchronized bjork debut listening track status 4 text fadeout text jump zircus roger *** zircus changes topic to synchronized bjork debut listening track status 5 zircus awww this song is so cute zircus always lGiOcDe *** Now talking in #ice lGiOcDe come synchronize your bjork debut cd with us in #fire zircus doh! zircus haha!! zircus harp sequence engaged zircus god do it in #bjork ) zircus god err advertise i mean text hmmmmmmmm zircus harp solo ending text attraction attempts seem unsuccessful lGiOcDe Boi i have over 45 albums of hers text jump clap lGiOcDe Boi on cd alone lGiOcDe Boi more on vinyl *** zircus changes topic to synchronized bjork debut listening track status 6 lGiOcDe Boi more on vinyl lGiOcDe Boi i ve worn out debut real good zircus request someone to takeover track status channel topic regulation while i depart to urinate roger text request taken *** Joins Boi (boi@max7-gg-ca-45 earthlink net) zircus roger departing now Boi insanity text next track beginning in 2 05 lGiOcDe haha Boi im listeinging Boi to the ENJOY the beats mix Boi on vinyl Boi if you can find it BUY it lGiOcDe so we re really bored kill us ) Boi only 1000 pressings very limited Boi i have #925 text bjork is on MTV right now I m being told Boi only 1 more left that i saw text well eerie-mc you people are freaks text one of her clips Boi eerie someone has to fill the shoes right lGiOcDe 33 join in! ) Boi eerie and what makes you normal text 50 seconds left before track 7 eerie-mc i can t listen to music eerie-mc boi - i m not normal i m eerie zircus urination sequence complete assuming track status control roger text control handed over bob Boi errie schmeerie text errr Boi tell me eerie-mc i m alternative text aghe Boi how did you guys all synchronize Bjork of all musicians text hahahahehehyugweki huhushuafsdhufgrsd * text chokes eerie-mc haha i can t believe i just said that *** zircus changes topic to synchronized bjork debut listening track status 7 Boi or mmm decide to choose her Boi zircus big time sensuality sequence complete zircus boi we re funny like that i guess zircus ee ) Boi you punkaroos shoould visit #bjork if yer fans zircus ee and you re the only one not in on the fun!!!! Boi 8D lGiOcDe someone was talking about bjork and text was listening to debut at the same time so I suggested we all synchronize out of boredom zircus god well stated zircus tambourine sequence initialized Boi are you guys bjork fans or are have you guys moved to her from the SugarCubes days zircus boi who s bjork zircus ) lGiOcDe heh I just have debut I m no serious fan eerie-mc i m not a big fan of bjork but i wouldn t mind her to be my girlfriend for example Boi zircuz bjork is a nodbody zircus ee HAHAHA!!!! eerie-mc boi - i dig sugarcubes but i only got into them recently zircus boi jah eerie-mc zirc - i can t say that of many girls!!!!! ) *** Joins SATXbim (me@dtp06-15 txdirect net) zircus ee tori amos maybe eerie-mc oh yeah zircus haha! the trend continues eerie-mc I D RAPE TORI AMOS HAHA text next tack in 2 20 eerie-mc ok that was cheap joke time zircus ee word zircus ambient sequence initialized zircus french horns lGiOcDe do a count down for satxbim text 1 20 left zircus roger tha zircus t zircus ) zircus yeah zircus we re so organized SATXbim i m with ya lGiOcDe you know one day zircus god haha text track 7 in 35 seconds zircus what s that one day or something julian_ pepple text 11 zircus text track 8 you mean text 2 text 1 text jumping to track 8 text zirc - roger SATXbim count down eerie-mc houston we got wrong data it s BJORK not BJORN BORG *** zircus changes topic to synchronized bjork debut listening track status 8 julian_ 33 text vocal sequence initialized zircus data corrected switching back from bjorn borg mode SATXbim Pronounced (byerk) julian_ you guys are crazylile zircus copy julian_ bah-jork text rodjher zircus she misses me terribly when i m away zircus ) zircus jazz horns eerie-mc bjork is like one of the rare singers when she sings you actually believe it zircus ee jeah julian_ like tori amos eerie-mc like when she says i miss you but i haven t met you yet i mean it s totally plausible since she hasn t met me yet zircus jul definitely zircus ee haha julian_ zirc tori is a goddes =) eerie-mc oh yeah tori amos when she sings starfucker just like my daddy i do relate alot zircus jul most definitely julian_ tori says so you cann make me cum that dosent make you jesus text 30 seconds left on track 8 zircus roger that eerie-mc (for the record i changed my handle to starfucker in 95 but not long enough for anyone to notice) text 6 text 5 text 4 text 3 text 2 text 1 text jumping to track 9 *** zircus changes topic to synchronized bjork debut listening track status 9 text ee - i did notice$#@% zircus roger eerie-mc well locals noticed text *fucker eerie-mc & some spastic members text heh zircus come to me sequence initialized *** Parts SATXbim (me@dtp06-15 txdirect net) text roger zircus MAN DOWN!!!! MAN DOWN!!!!!!!!! lGiOcDe shifting flight path to prepare for reentry zircus roger loud and clear lGiOcDe coming to you houston zircus HAHA! zircus satx couldn t hang zircus ran out of fuel or something text repartitionning oxygen reserves zircus HAHA! text *tschhhhhhh* lGiOcDe all those cosmonauts over in #bjork are all chauvinist pigs zircus word lGiOcDe and communist pigs to boot ) zircus let em then they can stay on earth zircus WE ARE THE VERY ETHERS OF THE BJORK COSMOS AT THIS VERY POINT IN TIME!!!!!!! text 1 min left text 20 seconds left before jumpgate lGiOcDe approaching threshold of reentry text 8 lGiOcDe radio contact will be silenced text 5 text 3 text 2 text 1 *** zircus changes topic to synchronized bjork debut listening track status 10 text * !* lGiOcDe reentry established zircus mode violent sequence happy - status initialized text boom box initialized zircus roger that tex lGiOcDe things are starting to heat up houston zircus stay calm diagnostics in operation text logging sequence verified zircus roger tex lGiOcDe violent turbulence being encountered lGiOcDe she s in shock !# text compensating zircus diagnostics stable zircus haha! lGiOcDe she can t say anything more than be !@$ text repetition factor found zircus god !!!!!!! zircus HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! text repetition disengaged zircus skip status false text back on plotted course text 1 min left zircus roger text 30 seconds left text 11 text 7 text 4 text 3 text 2 text 1 text jumping to track 11 -- warning last track before landing *** zircus changes topic to synchronized bjork debut listening track status 11 zircus real world re-entry preparations engaged zircus checklist enabled lGiOcDe approaching cape canaveral for emergency nighttime landing zircus landing gear check text anchor ready text lGiOcDe check zircus word zircus roger zircus heatsheild text ceramic tiles standing lGiOcDe heatshield deployed roger zircus radiatio-active heat missle for just-the-right occasion zircus ) text *buzz* unknown component text bjork isn t violent zircus sokay text errrr text moueh zircus testing zircus ) zircus sexual party favors and the like check text she did hit a journalist zircus roger that text heat rising! text 50 seconds left! zircus temperature regulating text 30 seconds before landing text pressure rising text 15 lGiOcDe keep that nose up for chrissake@!$ text 11 zircus employ safety belt type stuff systems go landing systems go text 6 text 5 text 4 text 3 text 2 text 1 lGiOcDe parachutes deployed text we re home! zircus we have touchdown zircus yay!!!!! zircus i mean bummer text whoa! lGiOcDe touchdown of the album debut *** text changes topic to album debut completed what s next zircus operation debut successful lGiOcDe completing an 11 track voyage into the unknown text actually I had to stop another takeoff text my player was on repeat! zircus haha! lGiOcDe a touch and go eh text whoa text 48 minutes spent doint this zircus word --------------------------------------------------------------------------- so as you can see thus ends the first ever synchronized listening of bjork s album debut you may have noticed i had problems early on with a skip in the cd due to great patience cool temper and nerves of steel between the three of us we resolved the situation quickly and calmly later on we attempted to allow our mission to expand by inviting others into the channel to join us #ice ignored the friendliness and generousity neccesarry to allow them to participate because well they re just plain uptight wankers ) and a couple people from #bjork also joined but they were either disinterested or just wanting to brag about how many bjork albums they had yadda yadda all in all the mission remained for the most part organized throughout seeing that god among lice and i had no counter on our cd players text maintained an excellent watch over timechecking and track countdowns god among lice kept everyone calm keeping everything in check and i did an okay job of keeping everyone notified of track status if i do say so myself eerie while not participating in the fun was helpful by making jokes and keeping the stress level down thank you to everyone who participated in this joyous event and stay tuned for more episodes in the #fire general scheme of all-around crazyness or just join #fire occaisionally whatever you never know we might be synchronizing frank sinatra next and you wouldn t want to miss that i m sure till some other time than that which might coincide with a general time-frame such as which could possibly be reffered to as a derivitive or offspring of now this is zircus signing off good day ------------------------------------------------------------------------------