tx ECLIPSE # 12 as the pack time wineds the search for our cheeze down so does the hope for the caputure of cheeze march 14 1997 18 00 hours Hello this is Private Eye Toons Let me debreef you here Cheeze is missing the pack is screwed and GODDAM iT HAJI WHAT IS THAT SMELL!*#% We have exactly 24 hours to solve the crime behind cheeze s dissaperiance If you have any information leading to the whereabouts of his dissaperiance i urge you call 1 888 cz97ecl Due to lack of space we have had to transform the apar- tment into our head quarters Splatt is (ECL) pissed now he cant jam to his Best PI - of the Mexican Sounds Yes it is a sad for all after the leaving of Magnatop Rai Hos and Widowmaker the eclipse apartment just isnt the same but the dissaperance of o ur fellow pal is not helping The many _ smells comming from haji s room has kept - + as you can see the eclipse me on track but i dont know HOW much apartment has been turned into a longer i can take that! @# Us here at detective office ( 03 01 ) Eclipse PI only have few clues to go on here ill show you what we have 1) here we have a 2) Some matches from a button that has bar called the pit the inscription just some childish fighting we own you arena owned by a donut written on it - - the PIT !@$# After much awe watching lagomorph dance naked for us i must now get down and dirty I MUST FIND CHEEZE@!#$@$# Now that we have our information i will go into our crime computer owned by our hax0r of toasters torgo suspects I can enter in the usual suspects 1 radman and then begin to investigate As i 2 the guardian Walk down the strage alley way behind 3 ewheat the eclipse apartment i see pariah _ our ascii doodle artist sleeping with the cats shh be quite we DONT want to wake him when he is with his pussies a s d march 14 1997 23 59 hours f j k l enter Damn i am tired after visiting the Acid HQ i have found nothing but some old wip s chains and gimp hmm i wonder what methodical planning Radman has been up to ! = My nexy stop is over to The Pit ( self owned by Armageddon Donut and Chalk ) As i enter this smokey bar i find that i can easily drown my worries in the nice brew that my freind the donut can offer me ( 03 15 ) tonight a donut vs CHALK the FAT - 3) this is a picture taken of me downing my Doodle Light hoping that my little buddy will once again redeam himself AND FART!^@#$ maybe that way we can trace his scent shrug im getting sle eee a pp yy *BAM* ( ow! my head ) ( editors note at this point our detective has been hit over the head gawd knows what happened to him ) dQUEEN The eclipse apartment m a dQUEEN Dairy Queen Armagddon Donut s i work n Place where toons xilion in being held s t The Pit K e y !! ^ here is a map of the place where all us - - eclipse people live i thought it might help you understand the plot more = march 15 1997 13 04 hours after much dreaming and pain i awake GODDAM MUTHER F!^%$ Hmm this is wierd look CHEEZE!@&#$$!#^!$#^%!$#%^!$@*#%$!%@#$*@!$#*^%!@#$*&!$@#* !#@%$!*^%#$*^!$#*&!$@#*&!$#*&%$!@*&#$!@&*#$!@&*#$!@&#!)*@#^)!(*#^_!(*#!$#&^$!# !#@^%&!#%(*!^#(!%)*&!$%# ( sorry about that it wont happen again ) where have been you mexican frog cheeze they have held me captive down here and made me draw for ACiD!@ are you ok damn you poor mexican Can you still doodle toon after your long explication Who was the one that did this @ Cheeze it was RADMAN!#$ hUUAHH i knew it was him i could smell his bad ansi taste from here he was gelous of eclipse i knew it! After getting back to the eclipse apartment cheeze went right in for lagomorph s chilly special (m muahahha) The reaction from most of the eclipse members were as follows yElp me !@$!@$!@#$!@#$!&*@^$(*&!%@($*&%!@*#$*!@%#$!@ im cheeze !@#$^%&*!#@$&*%!@#&$%!&@%$&(%^!@$%!@(#$%&!@$ whine whine !@#$*%!@#*^%$&!%@#$&%!@# ( so what i lied) The only person not happy with this whole shpleal is tarot who is lactose intolerant who woooda known march 15 1997 18 33 hours Now that things are all goo here at the eclipse apartment peace sanity and food ^ after the long time in has been retored to our grasp Ah yes the captivity cheeze just Mexican Hunt for cheeze was fun but not - - didnt look like his somthing i want to do again now i can get old self an airfreshiner for Haji and get some sleep because god knows i need it WHERES MY BED@&$#&*@$# CHEEZE HAJI PARIAH CHALK YOUR ALL GOING TO DIE!*&# ugg looks like it is going to be another typical night here at the eclipse apartment maybe ill have better luck outside with the cats no wait then where would pariah sleep oh well goodnight and enjoy ECLIPSE #12 this is Toons Xilion PI signing off hey!@ WHERES MY PEN@&$# GODDAM JEWS -- the end ! this infofile was made possible by Sir Death and Spear s lazyness all other art and silly stuff brought to you by tX inc