what are YOU interested in project 301 nah ACiD nah iCE theyre boring twilight just not for you echo nah face it you art scene connaisseur ECLIPSE BRAND ART(tm) is the art for you featuring beautiful ansis and asciis galore! now sit back relax and enjoy the show this eclipse infofile is brought to you by the letter a and the number 11 ! ^ - --- - 3l337o b04rd3r (c)1997 MY ASS & associates ST Eclipse - if it was dark in central park no one would even mug me eclipse is STILL ALIVE ARGH! yeah we sure are BUAHAAAHHA BEWARE US well that was special ^ look! its the new trendy word to hey look i can replace that nasty phword! BEWARE - --- - write this infofile like belial THE ANTI-PHWORD RELIGIOUS does! nifty ehh hey MOVEMENT! blade - WE OWN YOU! you too cia! if you cared we re getting our webpage back up actually we might have two! WOW! that is if lago doesn t kill red circle first it s going to be swell just you wait and see eclipse and rad ezine have become partiners! (i know i know it should ve happened a long time ago) rad will be released separately as well as in the eclipse packs! so enjoy! oh yeah eclipse would like to say HI! to their great friends snicker over at the late acid!ansi speaking of the late acid!ansi look what we found! stupid rules the members have to follow! ( dp ) c3_ Actually i can only have ACiD!ANSi dewdles on my bbs (c3_) dp okay watever (cheeze-) dp thats rather stupid =) ( dp ) cheeze- my board is wHQ for acid!ansi (cheeze-) dp so =) ( dp ) cheeze- so i cantthave someone else s work on it ) (cheeze-) dp uhm is that some sort of rule ( dp ) cheeze- yeap ) (cheeze-) dp thats completely stupid =) (cheeze-) dp what other rules do you have to follow (dp_) cheeze- shut up ) more at 11 the story of bob the nad wannabe by dystro (that lame a err hi dystro )) listen up - this is dystro the offical fbi w a n t e d corospondant for eclipse tonight i will be sharing bOB tHE nAD waNNABE with you a true story about a boy named bob $10 000 REWARD! one fateful day bob found himself obsessed wit his testies he began walking around school shoutin things such as HI! i m a nad! my name is bob! everyone would reply with a hearty chuckle a strang look or even a few nasty words bob was a really sad boy who had his good days and bad days just like anyone else bob was very bored one day so he decided to go door to door and scream HI! I M BOB AND I M A NAD! people would slam the door in his face spit on him even so so far as to call the police things went on in this manner for awhile until one nice old lady gave him a pair of his husband s red cz(ecl) polka dotted boxers bob slipped them on his head and suddenly felt quite different as bob looked in the mirror he went totally bezerk! he actually thought he looked like a nad! he stormed out of the old lady s house and ran down the street yelling HI! I M A NAD! REALLY! I M A NAD! people would chase after him and try to take the boxer off his head but no one could do it if you see bob - a 4 11 100lb cacasian male with a pair of polka dotted boxers on his head STAY AWAY he may have become very dangerous please call 1-800-ECL-IPSE and if your call leads to his capture you will recieve a heaft reward please help us help this troubled youth thank you good night wow nifty oh btw that last pack sure was sloppy you guys must be idiots uhm it was supposed to be like that uhm yeah we were going for the new trend - look as uninteligent and stupid as you can! YEAH! THATS IT! wait i think ACiD has a copyright on that trend fucking lawsuits - and why didnt we have a memberlist very simpy - everyone quit last month err no - the TRUTH is that diez came down from mars and saw that someone had vandalized his sprite can collection so he decided to zap the memberlist with his gamma ray fun fun! speaking of mars and gamma rays and all that jimbidy-jive we success- fully abducted fever this month! after many atempts WE FINALLY DID IT! hopefully he wont break out of his cage its a damn shame that every single picture torgo took of the abduction had either the head or body cut off oh well us marsians aren t really as advanced as you though huh AHAHAHA! eclipse actually has MEMBERS AHAHA! WE ARE COMING yeah actually i think we do! OH MY GOD! that is INSANE! lago gives cheeze a puzzled look erm anyways no one left as always and well no one joined either wait i take that back our 0day juarez sekrit spy guy joined i guess no one joined because they didnt make it through our tests snicker poor souls - --l33t0 m0ment oF SiLENCE oh yeah warpus stopped by the eclipse pad to take a break from her nationwide search for new captiv err members of the anti-phear tr_ religious movement! during her stay she allowed me to do an ansi of her look for it this is a photo torgo took of in this pack i made her boobs too small us abducting fever notice the though so i got smacked with a very large evil 666 on our heads and our trout but i liked it ) even evil-er chant WE ARE COMING we have 3l337o cameras hey look filler text LALLALALALALALL =) that capture sound wow that was fun =) oh look pariah is at the window with a manuscript in his hand! well i made a VERY interesting discovery yesterday with all the rumors of the scene dying and the scene being run by modern day communists i decided to pull out my detective hat and iNVESTIGATE#!@ so i stealthly made my way to Visigoth s house (who is somewhat local to me) and watched him through the bathroom window at first i thought this art scene villain was really a normal man but only when he went to the bathroom did i realize what he REALLY was he opened the bathroom door anxiously pulled open the shower curtains and to my suprise i saw quisling tomppa catbones tosh10 god among lice and countless other vga artists hanging from his immense shower head then he turned the water faucet to the left and green liquid came out to my shock the renowned vga artists mysteriously became smaller and smaller until they were the combined size and shape of a computer disk! then he went back into the computer room where i followed him and stuck the ex-full grown artists now computer disk into his hard drive turned on his computer and countless beautiful vga s appeared what does this all mean i have no idea but fear not i WILL investigate further and have already contacted the professional vga union and the doodle boy union as backup stay tuned next week same time same channel for the haunting conclusion of Weekly Art Scene SUSPENSE pariah -- too stupid to quit too mean to die hey what about headquarters and stuff i KNOW you need them!! STOP ASKING! =) we dont need headquarters and stuff why you ask because no one in their right mind wants our packs anyways And now a brief word from empty --- -- ----- - - ---- Hi i ll go look at your pack o crap AND LAUGH! LAUGH HARD YOU SLUTS (infofile by cheeze) - art by splatt tarot and cheeze - thanks to dystro and pariah for their stuff yeah rock on torgo will have tales next month when we rescue him from the evil chickens)