the people in societies shadow v1 1 50 cents lst p1ss + friday may 2 7 07pm (eastern) 2051 yp lheam member soul trader publicly annonces that the left handed lesbian eskimo albino midget s will not stand for the way the government is treating multi-minorities + saturday may 3 4 50am (eastern) 2051 yp hello fellow left handed lesiban eskimo albino midget members it is i soul trader adressing you with most urgent news on may 2nd at 7 45pm the united states senate voted to approve article 30 12 98 outlawing all minority rights and forcing all minorities to wear the lhleam patch of identification to show their inferiority to the predominant race of america at this time i have spoken to the president dinly of the lhleam students union and in accordance with the members of the republic of texas the lhleam students union have obtained information stating that the 13 colonies were illegally seized from the british empire (1562 ad) and thus the united states of america has violated the terms stated in the 23 amendment in leave of that the left handed lesbian students union has denonced the governmental power of the united states and has created a new more perfect union known only to the general public as the republic of northern virginia the members by a unanimous choice have chosen aphasiac as as president and supreme dictator for life his vice president myself other members jobs include this shadowkilla + missing in action thought to be held hostage by hostile foreign nations fruitnut + president fruit nut administration for RONV! t elsdragon + negotiations police and crowd control zoglomorph + nations guard in order of maintaining order and control of national spending dunce phobia + league of nations city trash and control programs all users now posting in alt urbanchaos lhleam com that are not members of the society will be treated as anti- government conspirators and will be shot on site thankyou + soul trader(dox lhleam) end p1ss 1 1