THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX 10 Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack 9 If you get tired wait 10 minutes and go at it again 8 The uglier you look the easier it is to get some 7 You don t have to compliment the person who gave you candy 6 Person you re with doesn t fantasize you re someone else 5 If you get a stomach ache it won t last 9 months 4 If you wear your Batman mask no one thinks you re kinky 3 Doesn t matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning 2 Less guilt the next morning and the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex 1 IF YOU DON T GET WHAT YOU WANT YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!