Words from the parents of the members of clitoris ascii Compuman s mom Well for some reason Samuel has lots of bottles of cough syrup and compressed oxygen laying around his room His father left us when Sammy boy urinated in his cowboy hat That wasn t very fun I guess the biggest secret I have about Sam is that well he s a Hindu Discyple s mom Scott is one ugly motherfucker Jesus Christ he s ugly I mean man he could scare the balls off of a fat black porn star He s done it too He once gave a guy blueballs just by exposing his rubbery tangled penis to him The guy couldn t masturbate or have sex for 2 years Meatpod s mom Woah dude I m stoned Jules pass the syringe Tzeentch s mom I ve always known my son would amount to nothing I m so ashamed I can t bear it It s terrible I can t have any pride in my son for one reason he s an oldschooler Sargon s mom Who is this megga hertz guy and why is he constantly coming to our house with condoms and vanilla-peppermint scented candles I hope my son isn t gay because I don t like it when he follows in his father s footsteps Ever since the accident his father hasn t been the same He now walks around with a hat shaped like a penis on his head