------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome to Operation B L A D E Behind the Scenes! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LEGAL DISCLAIMER ALL PERSONS AND PLACES REPRESENTED IN NA-BLADE CIA ARE COMPLETELY FICTITIOUS ANY RELATIONS TO PLACES OR PERSONS LIVING OR DEAD ARE PURELY COINCIDENTAL IN COMPLETE & LEGALLY BINDING SENSES ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Contents ---------- I How to properly view NA-BLADE CIA a the easy way b the hard way c the best way II Fun facts about this ansimation - Find out how many days it took - How many files it took - How many times I ve seen this damn thing - Many more! III Behind the scenes at cia animation a telstar s onyx b thejoy of thedraw c korean animators IV Complete script to NA-BLADE CIA - See all the exciting scene file names - Catch all the witty dialogue you may have missed in the heart of the action! - Complete with stage direction V Complete listing of all the files used a ansimation file resources b completed bits c final scenes VI The hidden plot spoiler - Find out what REALLY caused the explosion! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I How to properly view NA-BLADE CIA ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- a the easy way 1 - Load up your favorite viewer 2 - Make sure it has BAUD or BPS display support (check the DOC file or help area!) 3 - Set it to display the ansi at 19200 or 28800 BPS 4 - Make sure you are in 80x25 text mode! (once you memorize the dialogue have some fun and view it at higher resolutions! Its a blast!) 5 - Hit ENTER sit back and enjoy the ride b the hard way 1 - Set your terminal to 19200 or 28800 baud 8 n 1 ANSI 2 - Log on to your favorite least favorite BBS 3 - Post NA-BLADE CIA to your favorite least favorite message base (posting large ansis to FidoNet is a cool way to make friends on any big PD bbs!) 4 - Save the message 5 - Go to the new message and view it sit back enjoy - OR - 1 - Find a slow 286 or XT AT machine 2 - Copy NA-BLADE CIA to the hard drive floppy 3 - Enter TYPE NA-BLADE CIA 4 - Hit Return sit back enjoy c the best way 1 - Copy NA-BLADE CIA to a floppy disk 2 - Insert floppy disk into pocket go out 3 - Have a few drinks 4 - Go Home pass out enjoy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- II Fun facts about this ansimation ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- a Ansimation concieved and started on 01 09 97 b Ansimation completed and packaged on 04 07 97 c Total days Way too Many d Results Held up April Pack two Days e Total files About 220 f Times I ve seen this animation in whole or in part - See above g Total other people who have seen parts - 4 h Total ammount of snapple consumed during production - 12 3 Gal i Total number of cockroaches harmed during production - 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- III Behind the scenes at cia animation ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- a telstar s onyx The majority of cia s animated productions thus far have been produced on telstar s SGI onyx computer which was broken during production time for this animation so it was decided to be done in ansi on my p166 Telstar had successfully snuck the onyx out of his school s computer lab by sticking it down his pants No one noticed b thejoy of thedraw theSoft s theDraw 4 61 ansi editing program was the primary drawing tool for this production Other tools include Microsoft s fully featured text editor edit com and the amazing function contained withtin command com the copy + command c korean animators Keyframe ansi scenes were created by myself and were then sent to Korea where our skilled team of Korean animators draws the in-between frames It is at our Korean facility that sub-titles are added for over-seas production release ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IV Complete script to NA-BLADE CIA ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- title sequence intro WARNING ANS - cia warning NAPALM ANS - Napalm & Spanish For Pants Productions PRESENT ANS - PRESENT CIA ANS - A CIA PRODUCTION --!-- BLADE ANS - OPERATION BLADE ACRO ANS - Brotherhood of Lamers Attempting to Dominate Earth --!-- STAR ANS - STARRING MC&BE ANS - mindcrime & belial * MINDCRIME -mc reaches out to right -belial materializes -mc puts hand on belial & BELIAL -mc s hand moves down to belials butt as his eyes go up -belial s eyes wide and mouth open - fade names end intro - full = INTRO ANS begin story Scene 1 ROOMF ANS - mindcrime in room- Be whatcha doing in there mindcrime Mc r just working on the new blade pack - screen scrolling porno web site Be New Blade pack cool! im coming in a sec! Mc SO AM I! er i mean ok! give me a minute story Scene 2 SIDEF ANS - side shot Be whats this blade nation Mc yeah we re gonna take over the world! Be cool idea! think ive heard of that before - thinks of pinky and the brain circular cut - back to side shot Mc No Way! its as original as my ansis Be Sounds Cool! (repeating himself) Can i help ! Mc Sure! lets get to work! cut LATER ANS - Title Later that evening (in the secret b l a d e lab) story Scene 3 LAB ANS - - belial plays with chemicals Mc I think I have it! Be What ! the perfect plan to take over the world GRAB ANS - reaches for dirty twinkie (characters off camera) Mc no! i dropped a twinkie behind the couch LAB-SCN2 ANS - back to lab set Be That s disgusting! can I have some cut - Full = LAB2 ANS ELATER ANS - Title Even later that evening story scene 4 LAB-SCN3 ANS - shadowed lab Be what the hell is that smell Mc er i kinda farted Be oh shit! the bunson burner s still on! cut - Full = LAB3 ANS BOOM ANS - BOOM SHAKE ANS - Earth Shake NUKE ANS - explosion REDO ANS - continents cut - Full = EXPLODE ANS MLATER ANS - much later that evening (Floating By Uranus) URANUS ANS - floating Mc Hey there s another planet we can take over! Be Cool! ENDA ANS - THE END - or is it cut - Full = END ANS FULL = NA-BLADE CIA 1 000 000 bytes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- V Complete listing of all the files used ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- a ansimation file resources Directory of E TD ANIM RESOURCE 1 ANS 2 ANS 3 ANS 4 ANS 5 ANS BELIAL ANS F 1 M1 ANS M2 ANS M3 ANS M4 ANS M5 ANS MIND ANS F 2 TEST ANS F 3 OP 1 OP ANS OP 2 OP 3 OP 4 COMP1 ANS COMP2 ANS COMP3 ANS COMP4 ANS COMP5 ANS MCROOM ANS PROD ANS O ANS O3 ANS O2 ANS O1 ANS O4 ANS O5 ANS O6 ANS O7 ANS O8 ANS O9 ANS O10 ANS O11 ANS O12 ANS O13 ANS O14 ANS O15 ANS O16 ANS O17 ANS TYPE 1 TYPE 2 TYPE 3 TALK2 ANS TALK3 ANS TALK#2 ANS TALK#1 ANS TALK4 ANS EARTH ANS SIDE ANS BT2 ANS BT1 ANS B1 ANS COMP ANS B2 ANS B3 ANS B5 ANS DEL ANS TEST2 ANS B4 ANS B6 ANS B7 ANS BE-SIDE ANS B8 ANS ROOMFA ANS SIDE-A2 ANS BTK1 ANS BTK2 ANS BTK3 ANS BTK4 ANS BD1 ANS BTK2-C ANS MD1 ANS MTK2 ANS MTK3 ANS MTK1 ANS MD2 ANS BD2 ANS PB ANS MC1T ANS PB-A ANS MCROOM1 ANS BE1T ANS MCCOMP ANS MC2T ANS ROOM ANS SIDEW5 ANS SIDEW ANS SIDEW2 ANS SIDEW3 ANS SIDEW4 ANS WAIT ANS PBTHINK ANS SIDE2 ANS MD3 ANS SIDEN1 ANS BD3 ANS MD4 ANS SIDEW6 ANS SIDEW7 ANS SIDEN2 ANS SIDEN3 ANS ACRO2 ANS LAB-S ANS LATER ANS L1 ANS L2 ANS L3 ANS L4 ANS L5 ANS LABV ANS L6 ANS LTC1 ANS LT1 ANS LT2 ANS LT3 ANS LABV2 ANS BL1 ANS LABV3 ANS BUB1 ANS BUB2 ANS BUB3 ANS BUB4 ANS LABV4 ANS TWINKIE ANS TW5 ANS TW4 ANS TW3 ANS TW2 ANS TW1 ANS TW0 ANS LTT1 ANS LTT2 ANS LTT3 ANS BLL1 ANS BLL2 ANS LAB2-EW ANS LAB2V ANS LABFIN ANS LAB2V1 ANS LABFINP ANS LABS2 ANS BELT1 ANS LF2 ANS LF3 ANS LF1 ANS LL3 ANS MCLT1 ANS LL2 ANS LL ANS LB1 ANS LB2 ANS LB3 ANS LL4 ANS BELT2 ANS BOOM0 ANS ELATERA ANS BOOM1 ANS BOOM2 ANS BOOM3 ANS BOOM4 ANS EXPLODEA ANS EARTHF ANS EARTHL ANS EARTHR ANS MLATER1 ANS BOOMC1 ANS BOOMC2 ANS BOOMC3 ANS SHAKE1 ANS LT11 ANS MLATER2 ANS URANUS1 ANS URANUS2 ANS URANUS3 ANS URANUS4 ANS U5P ANS URANUS5 ANS URANUSA2 ANS URANUSA ANS PAUSE RES TXT 188 file(s) 1 755 035 bytes 2 dir(s) 98 148 352 bytes free b completed bits Directory of E TD ANIM DONE LAB-SCN3 ANS DONE TXT NAPALM ANS PRESENT ANS WARNING ANS BLADE ANS ACRO ANS STAR ANS MC&BE ANS CIA ANS LAB2 ANS LAB ANS SIDEF ANS GRAB ANS LAB-SCN2 ANS SCENES ELATER ANS BOOM ANS NUKE ANS LAB3 ANS SHAKE ANS REDO ANS ENDA ANS URANUS ANS MLATER ANS 24 file(s) 904 381 bytes 3 dir(s) 98 140 160 bytes free c final scenes Directory of E TD ANIM DONE SCENES INTRO ANS LAB3 ANS ROOMF ANS SIDEF ANS SCENES TXT EXPLODE ANS END ANS LAB2 ANS FINAL ANS 9 file(s) 1 995 540 bytes 2 dir(s) 98 131 968 bytes free ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- VI The hidden plot spoiler ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - Mindcrime s flatulence was not actually responsible for the explosion at the B L A D E Lab! Mindcrime s computer the HAL 908-201 resented the fact that it was forced to process his evil programs and store the horrible B L A D E archives All day HAL 908-201 had been leaking lethal methane gas into the lab Mindcrime s flatulence only added to the already dangerously high levels of the highly combustible gas helping cause the inevitable explosion - Amazing ain t it ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (c) 1997 cia productions - Written by Napalm -------------------------------------------------------------------------------