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because i am a sausage he cried with all his might what the fuck does that mean thats it thats the last time i m ever asking advice from you again and he left the room but then he was thinking about it and he took off his pants and he looked down and he looked and he saw a sausage! ok he thought to himself i might as well do what they say and fry up some sausages in the backyard so he did and he thought it was even better because he could look at the second love of his life his mom take a shower (if you saw his mom you would look at her too ) ) so after 2 months of barbecuing in the backyard tragedy struck and his father passed away he was heart broken and he decide d that he was going to take a trip around the world so of course he did ) and elvis went around the world feeling much better after making many sausages sleeping with many prosititues and singing he was offered a job at a local pub to sing for the locals (and since they were drunk they couldn t tell if he sang good or bad but suprisingly he was good! damn good) so he made some money and decided to go over to the love of his lifes house and he brought her a very generous gift not chocolate not flowers but instead he gave her a sausage ! she was so mad she fell for him she took off all her clothes and screwed him infront of his boyfriend now her boyfriend was understanding her boyfriend was lienient but her boyfriend couldn t stand this so he decided that he was going to kill elvis so before he killed him with his semi-automatic uzi that shot pepper spray bullets french fries sausages torpedos needles and deadly weapons like that and sometimes if he was lucky it shot 300 things a half second so he pulled up the uzi and pointed it at elvis and elvis yelled but his yell was like hey pretty momma and it sounded like a song to him so he told him to dance and he did the forrest gump dance so it was like wow this guy was a natural so he said that it was ok that he slept with his wife as long as he signed a contract that said that he would get no profit and the only thing that he would get was a box full of sausages a new barbecue a mannequin that looked like his dad and he would get elite access to a posse called society so in the end after months of touring travelling eating sausages and making albums he still ended up where he started from only now that he had unlimited sausages he made a profit of over 12 thousand dollars a year and he lived until he was 100 so he made over 430 million dollars to leave to his kid (who was a monkey) named lisa marie she married a man named micheal jackson but it was a fake marriage and she made over 12 million dollars leaving the elvises with over 12 trillion dollars (they didn t know any math) and in the end 3 things didn t change 1) they were damn stupid 2) they had a damn lot of money archangel(soc) lisa marie 3) they kept eating those damn sausages $7 7$$ $SSIi iISS$$ $$7 7$$ g4$ I$$ $SSIiIISS$ $I $4g THE END $ gg4$$b I$ $SS ISS$ $$ d$I4Ig $ $$$P 4$$$P 4$$$$$ $ $I I$I I$ $SIS $7 $#I I$$I $P - $ - 4$$$ 7$g$7 gAG$g $ $ gIGAg 7$g$7 $ - T - $$$ I$g g5 I$$$I $ $$ I$$$I $Ggg g$$ $$b%asn%d$b%asn%d$$$$ IS$ $$SS 7$ $b $ $SSII $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ IIS$ $SSGG$g gg$GGAA$$$ $SSI elvis - $$$P S S$$$ oh my IIS$ $SSII 7$7 7$IISS$ $SS $$ ss $$ ho sleptIS $SS7 gg4GAIIg%%g4IIIg 7IISS$ $ $I nQ$$$$$$b I with my S $S7 a$$ 7I$$$II7 I Ia IISS $$ n S$P $$ ma SSI I$$I I$gg g$ I$$I IIS$ $$$_ s%SIS%Sbsssd$$$ SSI I$ $I I$II IISS $SII $ $I I $ $I IIS$ so the moral of the story is $SSII $ $bgg4$5II5$ggg $$$$7 ISS $ $$SSII g 7$ 5IIII5$ $7 IISS SSSIIGg IISSS gggggggggggggggggggggggggggg $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $& &$$& &$$& &$$ g&$ $&g g&$ $&g $$$$ $$$$ g&$ $&g g&$ $&g g&$ $&g g&$ $&g g&$ $&g $$$$ &$$$$$ $$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$ &$$$$$ $$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$ &$ &$ $$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$ &$ $$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$a$$$$ &$ $&g $$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$&g $$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$ $&g &$ &$ $$&$ &$ $& &$ &$ $$&$ &$ $$$$ &$ &$ $&g g$$&g $$$$ sausages ggg&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$ is yummy! 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