hen t h e e r the blender thirty-four this week s quote is kind of an inside joke but that s okay samurai_ i know someone who was in europe just recently samurai_ you know what he said warpus what samurai_ the chicks in the czech republic are by far the best i ve ever seen w e l c o m e i m running out of things to say in these infofiles as regular as the raisin bran spokesman blender#34 rolled around and was met by hordes of participants we got a great number of entries and some very original stuff as always so blendeners pat yourself on the back here are the fruits of our labour hennifer n e w s the blender homepage will now be updated every week by xypher matryx and neosmurf it can be reached at www interlog com xmtrx blender html due to warpus s workload at university i ve taken over the release of blender packs i will release this blender and the next then i go on vacation on the 19th after i return though i ll be releasing all subsequent blenders they should be out within a day or two of the action note warpus is still in charge of the festivities at the blender at very most we ll be running it jointly t h r e e i d e a s the ideas this week were hacker assembling a stereo and supermarket they were submitted by mighty mouse burnout and axiom respectively p a r t i c i p a n t s rusted 3d-blnd ans not a bad story though i found a few typos =) nice font aneurysm an!shit cap another very funny capture! especially considering the time you had enzo blend!!! exe this had the potential to win with great meeno music and good ansis but the coding of poison the text was SO slow it took me half an skrubly hour just to view it maybe because of that the story seemed long and rambling corinthian co-hax0r ans very clever the new way to win is to draw yourself naked wait you ve already done that axiom config sys huh cthulu ct-b-34 s3m hehehe i guess you re already on the payroll for haxors II right =) deepsome d-hack ans you just can t stop drawing chicks another good ansi though freefall ff-blend ans this is a really good ansi i like the layout a lot grinch grn-blen jpg reminds me of that stick figure cartoon =) internal stalker is-blnd s3m this is a pretty cool song though i d suggest using something other than a plain beep for the main instrument mavrik ma-bln34 ans its too bad you didn t have time to finish this it s a good start nert nert tif something was wrong with this file also we couldn t find out for sure what your alias is (due to the file) if you want to send us an uncorrupted version we ll put it in blender #35 nitemare nm-blndr jpg this is the scariest collage i ve seen in a long time no wonder you re called nitemare =) pussy lover pl-blend ans the revenge of the afro ansis nice nick by the way sargon sar-b34 asc a really great entry! this is almost as big as some of the team entries that serial used to have a deserving winner samurai smi-34 ans that s really good for a quick entry smp smp-blnd asc crazy style i dunno if your nick is smp but that s all i could find on the entry apex soc-t3 com this was a cool idea that font sure is mfire elite =) gravity son of sam sos-br33 ans not a bad ansi of ninjas i know a few ninjas myself silver rat hackr rip another quality rip very impressive stalker str-bah ans that doesn t look like a very smart hacker =) good entry though too bad you didn t have time to finish strange there weren t very many joints this blender i wonder why m i s s i n g has your entry been mysteriously been left out of a blender pack email me it to me asap it will be included in the next pack and i will try to figure out what exactly happened please do not bitch at me please do not make threats and please do not insult my parents w i n n e r s 5th place silver rat 4th place apex gravity and mfire 3rd place freefall 2nd place enzo meeno poison and skrubly 1st place sargon competing for serial i m p o r t a n t i want to make clear the point of the blender is to take the three given words and create something about them using pre-created work is not the point of the blender any pre-created work will be disregarded when i judge the entries if i find out that you re trying to submit old work as something new you ll be disqualified and your group will lose any points that entry got you the idea you submit may NOT be anything which might be of benefit to you if picked example you run a board named extraterrestial mongolian earwax factory the idea you submit can t be extraterrestial mongolia earwax or factory to avoid confusion please sign your artwork or use sauce i don t care what you do as long as i can figure who did what please do not name your files blender ans blender2 ans us-blend ans or any variations of those filenames you may submit up to 3 files none of them exceeding 150k the files you submit may be anything ascii ansi gif s3m lit rip etc joints are allowed but now there is a restriction only four people per joint why to make things generally more fair and to make judging easier for me your masterpiece can be a board ad or a logo it can be anything it can even be a config sys file b y e the 35th blender will be held wednesday july 23rd 7 00pm - 9 30pm (est) #blender (EFnet) please join us questions comments email us tbroniew@uwaterloo ca hennifer@skateshop xg com