team lazarus presents a little something we like to call the colours don t quite match a blender#30 entry in a galaxy far far away ( so far away that we can t even see it ) there lived a mutant cubicle named arthur this isn t his story why because the three words weren t about him that s why the real story takes us to a monestery in northern tibet where lazarussian kung-fu monks are in the middle of a secret conference warpus so i put this where rusted there in that hole warpus this hole rusted yeah you just need to push it in a bit harder 5 second wait warpus it s not going in samurai let me try 5 second wait samurai (to rusted) are you SURE it s that hole because it doesn t fit rusted of course it s that hole! i ve done it bef- but before he could finish the door slowly opened and a extremely tired dislogic entered the room dislogic heil stalin! everyone else heil stain! dislogic i have good news and i have bad news rusted bad news first dislogic allright well i followed some ninjas home and guess where they lead me to warpus a secret underground military base equipped with nuclear biological and chemical weapons enough dynamite to blow up argentina and an army big enough to start the third world war dislogic well no not really just a sweat shop warpus oh samurai what s the good news dislogic the ninjas didn t lead me to an underground military base equipped with nuclear biological and chemical weapons enough dynamite to blow up argentina and an army big enough to start the third world war warpus phew dislogic anyways listen to this the ninjas are using child labour to build extremely advanced vibrators this must be stopped at once samurai why dislogic because child labour is bad samurai oh yeah warpus so like we need some sort of a plan so that we can you know win rusted i suggest we use our elite kung fu fighting skills to kick some serious ninja ass watOr can i help too samurai sure thing our five heroes then made their way to the extremely secret ninja sweatshop shorty before they reached their target warpus turned around towards his companions pulled out a portable podium out of his pocket inflated it and started to speak my fellow lazarussians THIS IS THE DAY WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY! rusted that s it samurai man that sucked watOr i think he stole it from a movie warpus enough! now we fight get your war shouts ready on three dislogic in decimal warpus uhmm umm yeah i guess so dislogic can t we do it in binary we ALWAYS do it in decimal warpus uhh sure if nobody objects warpus looks around warpus guess not here goes nothing warpus ONE! warpus ONE ZERO! warpus ONE ONE! samurai LONG LIVE THE MOTHERLAND!%@*^ warpus BILL CLINTON IS BAD%@*)^@%! watOr GLASS IS MADE FROM MOLTEN SAND@(*^^@(! rusted REMEMBER NOVOGRAD!$)!*$^* dislogic LET US KICK SOME ASS FELLOW COMRADES@(*($(^* with these words in their mouths the monks charged the sweatshop the rest as they say is history and here a scene from the glorious battle which took place afterwards it was truly a magnificent display of bravery honour and all the other stuff that is usually displayed in battles ( definiately not inuit pottery ) KMART SWEAT SHOP oh no eeee-yawww! you kickd me i tibet smi shit my camera fucked up and that s pretty much all we have let me explain how this extremely interesting artwork came to be 1) samurai drew the pic 2) watOr shaded the pic 3) i (warpus) added things of my own to the pic 4) i wrote the story 5) rusted drew a font outline 6) i shaded it 7) i m tired warpus wator samurai rusted representing lazarus