he t h e e r the blender thirty the blender has been praised far and wide this week jughead_ Blender gave birth to my son antoine deadhead_ blender cured my crooked peepee ) + but we have two very special quotes that just say it all Cthulu BLENDER MAKES ME CREAM MY PANTS! * Cthulu looks down Cthulu no never mind that was there before handiboy Q WHAT WOULD THE BLENDER BE REINCARNATED AS handiboy A IT WOULDN T handiboy IT WOULD STILL BE THE BLENDER BECAUSE IT S TOO AWESOME TO DIE handiboy AND BE REINCARNATED kind of w e l c o m e fittingly blender#30 was a crazy event it broke blender records all over the place from submissions to the number of people involved one team became impromptu suicide counsellors (see mist team #3 s entry for more) which some idiotic IRCop bugged me about another idiot called DoMeR tried to take the channel and did succeed in flooding me off once the last part of the festivities were held in #blender2 as a result despite all this insanity (or perhaps because of it) everyone had a great time so without any delay here s the team blender #30 hennifer n e w s the blender homepage will now be updated every week by xypher matryx and neosmurf it can be reached at www interlog com xmtrx blender html to get the latest blender packs check out www escape ca xode this site is maintained by xode and has the latest 10 or so blender packs avaiable for download still under construction is the site which will feature entries that have already been submitted DaKrack is the mastermind behind this project i am currently considering a new point system in which the winner would receive three points the 2nd place entry two points and the 3rd - one point if this happens all the points will be re-calculated and 2nd and 3rd places will be picked for all the blenders it will now take me seven days to release blender packs if you don t like this you can set the university of waterloo on fire t h r e e i d e a s the ideas this week were ninjas kung-fu fighting and sweat shop they were submitted by xode discofunk 1974 and rusted respectively p a r t i c i p a n t s hang in there folks with 23 entries this could take awhile aneurysm an!dunca re do i sense a bit of frustration =) team impact despite that i like the story black jack bj-asc91 ans the top rules of course the bottom team remorse heh you should ve teamed up with corinthian for team stick-figure corinthian co-phat ans another quality entry you never cease team blender to amaze me =) cthulu chopshop zip a simply amazing idea executed really handiboy well not only with 7 articles and 4 happyfish ansis who dug up NIT-RGNCY ANS team mist 1 cool t ct-ninja ans more proof oldskool doesn t necessarily team cool t mean bad cool fonts and really long especially considering you re solo and you were talking on irc the whole time eclipse ec-xtc s3m cool use of sound effects though some of team rca the instruments sounded discordant to me higherstate hs-kunja asc i wanna know who are you competing for dark entity iq-kfs zip same question here cthulu asked me natedogg about a bbs setup during the blender but shiveem he never mentioned a mist team 4 oh squish well cool job great innovation too bad you ran out of time mindcrime kathiade jpg absolutely hilarious =) i picked this napalm over a similar vga because it had some xode actual drawing in it team kathiade phoman kungdrmz wav ninjas eh this has nothing to do with team phoman the words =) rusted laz r us ans finally warpus gets to be on the samurai participants end the font at the top warpus turned out really well the rest is very wator funny =) team lazarus mel farr suppastar mfstiger asc back on the scene with a bang mel can t team mel farr mfs-b30a wav just make one entry =) these are must- suppastar mfs-b30b wav listens if you have a sense of humour a tip for the ascii scroll down gnome mistvga1 jpg i really liked the mist font on this kyo in fact it was a cool vga all-around rage and it was interesting to see how the team mist 2 styles mixed catch22 pt22g33k ans your entry was a little bit rushed but geekboy i guess saving lives is a little more platinum important =) you can be the official team mist 3 scene superheroes from now on necrolyte rile-- ans the ansi was cool and the story was just skrubly fanTASTic very well written very team rile interesting and i found not one typo static addiction s4-blend ans you ve got the beginnings of a cool team root style good representation for a small group aspyre soc-blnd ans i like the story here very much! a great dark element funny read though not editted perfectly nosanity as always your pics and diagrams add to syntax the fun =) toxix team society sweatshop log this was kind of funny though i think team rca a bit of formatting would ve helped it a lot angel of hell us-blend ans ah generic filename! other than that a chronicc cool entry similar format as rile s makavelli but with a bigger pic nice ninja the maligore story was good very classy =) team decadence mordecai us-rca2 jpg you and team kathiade had similar ideas deadhead i d suggest balancing clips of things team rca with some hand-drawn work and SIGNING YOUR ART whitetrash w7-b#30 ans i really like the style of the ninja team integrity drawn in this pic though the background is kind of blocky nike m i s s i n g has your entry been mysteriously been left out of a blender pack email me it to me asap it will be included in the next pack and i will try to figure out what exactly happened please do not bitch at me please do not make threats and please do not insult my parents w i n n e r s 5th place team cool t consisting of cool t 4th place team decadence consisting of angel of hell chronicc makavelli and maligore 3rd place team kathiade consisting of mindcrime napalm and xode 2nd place team mist 1 consisting of cthulu handiboy and happyfish 1st place team rile consisting of necrolyte and skrubly ( note - points were awarded only to the top three teams ) i m p o r t a n t i want to make clear the point of the blender is to take the three given words and create something about them using pre-created work is not the point of the blender any pre-created work will be disregarded when i judge the entries if i find out that you re trying to submit old work as something new you ll be disqualified and your group will lose any points that entry got you the idea you submit may NOT be anything which might be of benefit to you if picked example you run a board named extraterrestial mongolian earwax factory the idea you submit can t be extraterrestial mongolia earwax or factory to avoid confusion please sign your artwork or use sauce i don t care what you do as long as i can figure who did what please do not name your files blender ans blender2 ans us-blend ans or any variations of those filenames you may submit up to 3 files none of them exceeding 150k the files you submit may be anything ascii ansi gif s3m lit rip etc joints are allowed but now there is a restriction only four people per joint why to make things generally more fair and to make judging easier for me your masterpiece can be a board ad or a logo it can be anything it can even be a config sys file b y e the 31st blender will be held wednesday june 25th 7 00pm - 9 30pm (est) #blender (EFnet) please join us questions comments email me tbroniew@uwaterloo ca