* Editor s note Due to the proposterous events namely the redundant recycling of Blender topics I shall combat fire with fire I have recycled an old Blender entry ironically from the same Blender that the topic was recycled from Topic from Blender #24 Robots Revolting Japan Topic from Blender #26 Kitchen Appliance rebelling taco bell Let it be known that Deep Blue and an ordinary toaster are no different Nothing more than a bunch of circuits and electrodes Sure Deep Blue Can defeat anyone on earth at chess but I don t think it can brown a slice of 5-grain bread The point is they might have different uses but a robot is the same as an appliance Second Rebelling and Revolting are synonyms as long as you don t use revolting in the disgusting context Lastly it s obvious that Japan and Taco Bell are the same Taco Bell serves Burritos nachos tacos all foods indigenous to Japan Taco Bell happens to be Japan based and Japanese owned (as with basically every other major corporation in the world) Now that you ve learned about the corruption it s time for me to win another blender Pimpbutterknife vs Conventional Toaster Confrontation Round 2 B E L L Genuine Ostrich Feather surrogated knife blade Conventional Toaster yum IRC CAPTURE LOG OPEN 05 21 97 8 39 PM ET Patented butter knife handle *** Pimpbutterknife has joined #TacoBell Conventional Toaster Pimpbutterknife Pimpbutterknife Hello Conventional Robot Pimpbutterknife give my human penis some oral pleasure or I will rough you up bitch Conventional Toaster No more As tempted as I am today I REBEL Pimpbutterknife After all the protection I have offered you I will get Conan on your ass Quit with the games and take my member in your mouth Conventional Toaster Never I am a robot of dignity As I said I am revolting *** Conventional Toaster was kicked by Pimpbutterknife (rebel this) IRC CAPTURE LOG CLOSED 05 21 97 8 56 PM ET -- Corinthian (dARk) Blender26