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After breaking into 4 of the computers and setting it up so that an oldschool serial logo pops up every time you boot the boys were content -- almost tango Hey mate! arr! let s fuck these robots! sargon What robots tango Over there! The boys looked over and saw a stack of small delicious looking robots There were no clerks around so they went over and started to fuck them After 5 minutes of it there was a deafening crash They looked to where the noise came from and saw _ __ - ss aXB! $$$ - _ this is kinda hard to see but look hard __ -- _s$$$$i 9_! iis ___ and you ll see a kickass robot _ ssss -- ___ ss$$$$$$$$ 7 i$$$$$ SSssss ssssssss ____ sssssSSSS$$$$ $$$$$ _ i$$$$$$ $$$ sssssSSSSSSS$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $ ssss $$$s _ SS $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$SsssS$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $ ___ $$$$$$s __ _ _ ss _ ii$i$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$ $ $ sssss i$$$$$$$ $$ ii$$$$$$ SS$$$ s$$$sss __$ $ $$$$ iiiSis_ $$ $$ $$$$ii is i __ ii$$$ ii __ - ____ ssii iii i$ - --x-- s _ s i_ ii$$ _ iiii i $i s $$s _ _ii$$ i i ii$$ - _s$ $ $$$$Ss _ _ ii _ s$$ $ $ i $$$$Ss ss- _ - ii S$$$$$$ $ $s i s $ ssss$$s ss s __ _ i$$ $$$$$ - $$$$$$ _ _ sssSS$$$$S$$$$$$$$$$ s_ _sSS is _ $$ s sS$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ss $$$SSiS$$$ $$$$i $$$s sss _____ sssss$$$$$$$$i s __ ss __ _ $ i$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$ss _ __ ss ss i s _sSiis SS$ss i$$ i$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$S ___sss _ s$$i $$ $$$ii i-_ $S$$$s _$$$$$$ i $$ _ sssS$$ _sS$$$$$$$i $$ $$$$$ii iiiss _ S$$$$S _ s$$ $ $$$ ii$$$$$$$$$i $s_ S$$iii $$$$$$$Ss ___ $$ i i _ iii$$$$$$$$$ $$iii $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$Sss i iiiii$$$$$ $ $$$$ $$$$$$ $ _ iiii$S _ ii __ ii $$$$ S$$ $ i ($$$ss ii $iiii iii $$$$ $ _ - $ i - $s iii$ $$$i ssii $$$$$_ $$$$s s _ _$$ iii$$ i $$ii _ ii _ _$$ i $$$i $is $$ _ i ii$$ i $$$i$ii - i i$ i $ _ sii i _ i _ s -ss$$$ s __ - sargon Ahhh!! It s a ROBOT!!!!!!!!! axb Run! tango Aye mate! ARR!! Bollox! Let s leave this bloody place! The three hastily zipped up their pants and began to run They ran out into the __ __ y%@S$$88 88$$Ss !$$P ^ _ 8$$b !$$L $$$ T$$L ^ l$$ !$$L $$l $$$ - - - S$S sargon $$$ l$$ j$$! y%@ $$l d$P 8$8 S$S _ gG$8$$$ !$$L l$$ $$$8 $$$ $$$ ^ ^ $$$ l$$l _ $$$ $$$ $$b !$$L _ d$$P T$$b g@SSSSSS@y T$$S%mmmmm%@S$P !$S$P ^ ^ 8$b ^ ^ j$$! $$L $$$ j$$! !$$l $$$ 8 l$$! l$$l $$$ $$$ j$$P $$$ j$$P i l$$l@S d$$ i l !@8 ^ _ y%$$$$PSSSSS@%m i ii i iil i iiii iiS i i i i i _ %@S$88 ^ ^ 8$$b liiilliiiliiiillSililllliillSililililiili d$P ^ e%liliiillSliliiSi $$$L SlllSSlllSllllSSSlSlSSSSllSSMlSlSlSlSllSl j$$! 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