kermits adventure in transexualism jughead mistigris boy-o-boy kermit shore looks like he could use a mens bathroom right now wanna know why well it goes a little something like this sing this song to the tune of the beverly hill billies theme let me tell j00 a story bout a frog named kerm he needed to get rid of his little froggy sperm so he went to a rave and what did he do he met a young lady by the name of martha stooooo (stewart that is ) ima swinger well kermy and stew they danced the night away kermy said honey it s your luck day i got my self a condom and my cars round back so lets get outta here and i ll get you in the saaaack (the back seat of his pinto that is ) now ya see kermy that was a mistake while getting it on kerm began to shake stewy said kermy what the fuck is wrong MARTHA HAD A PENIS THAT WAS 20 INCHES LONG!!!! (well not that long ) now kermit the frog he ran the fuck away it was a man! was all that he could say he ran to a bar and he vomited his lunch he puked and he puked and he vomited a buuuuunch (5 or 6 gallons that is ) it was a man it was a man it was a man elite arial view of kermit lying on the tile floor bizatch let this be a lesson to all you little tykes gays are alright and so are those dykes but if you find a bitch who says her name is jim punch em in the face beat the shit out of him!!