hen t h e e r the blender # sixteen h e y b a b y why am i releasing this pack so late it s all because of gza-mc ) i ll explain me and hennifer were invited to a 3 day long party a party which started sunday evening at around 9 30pm i was getting a ride from my parents but the latest they could leave was at around 9 00pm so i was forced to leave the blender early no problem i thought i ll just get somebody to collect all the entries at 10 00pm and send them all to me via email just to be sure i left about 3 people in control before leaving one of those people was gza-mc the person who was going to send the files to me we had backups just in case gza-mc got kicked off couldn t receive or something like that after i returned from the party tuesday evening i checked my email but did not find any email from gza-mc or anybody else i called up skateshop and talked to stereo (he was kind of one of the backups ) who informed me that gza-mc had all the submissions but he did not know why they were never sent to me i went on irc a couple times but could not find gza-mc around it was only saturday that i got a hold of him and received the submissions from him his excuse was that he had lost my email address and now on to the good stuff t h e t h r e e w o r d s the words for blender#16 were goat bowling and parliment hill p a r t i c i p a n t s mr4tune 40!snake ans i like it and i like it a lot great job armageddon donut ad-bl16 ans impressive i especially like jean chretien if that s who it s supposed to be ) aneurizm an!meh ans work on that goat it doesn t look like one ) acidic soap as-blend ans cool idea you should have shaded it though * tE blendz-16 ans what the hell is this crap and who jeremy shilling the fuck is jeremy shilling ) * fl bogan ans this is too much for me i m moving jeremy shilling on to the next one ) corinthian c0-goat ans whoa i love that goat too bad you didn t have time to finish this dark spawn ds-pgb ans that sure is a cool goat the rest is ok ) egoteq eq-goat ans interesting way of using the 3 words i like it * is is-phill ans this is too big with too little in it you should have expanded on it and made it way smaller kirin ki-parl ans you should have done more with the background but i like it m7s m7s-goat ans a duck-goat ) heh not bad mr plastik mr-goat ans i do masturbate daily and that s an ok ansi ) movitz mz-blndr ans this is kind of bad keep practicing though you ll get better nitris ni-blend s3m i ve heard much better from you but then again you can t track nearly as fast as me ) heh good job mel farr suppastar us-b16 ans h0h0h0 31337 h4X0rZ!!$&%*!$ iceage ) as you can probably tell this has been the most productive blender ever and yes that is a good thing ) thanks to everyone who participated and helped out this week * i do not know your full handle and so you are not in the hof list of participants please email me w i n n e r this was probably one of the closest blenders ever there were a lot of entries and many were good after numerous minutes of viewing the top contenders a winner was finally picked and announced in #blender after blender17 was over the winner will also be announced now the winner of blender16 iiiiiis mr4tune of echo congratulations! armageddon donut was the runner-up hmm maybe i should start announcing the runner-ups what do you think ! email me c o n t a c t u s if you have a question want to submit a late masterpiece or just want to bug us here is how we can be reached email warpus at warpus@skateshop xg com email hennifer at hennifer@skateshop xg com we both also post on escapeNET and i do go on IRC every now and then using the nick (drumroll) warpus i m p o r t a n t ! ! ! to avoid confusion please sign your artwork or use sauce i don t care what you do as long as i can figure who did what you may submit up to 3 files none of them exceeding 150k the files you submit may be anything ascii ansi gif s3m lit rip etc joints are allowed and are NOT limited to 2 people if you want you can get your entire geography class to help out your masterpiece can be a board ad or a logo it can be anything it can even be a config sys file b o t u p d a t e black jack! email me! g o o d b y e the 17th blender event was held ) sunday march 16th 7 30pm - 10 00pm (est) #blender warpus ( blender lazarus awe apostasy anma )