*--* 01-20-97 - 17 29 59 *--* A date 9 07 am Mon Jan 20 1997 number 1 of 5 from Neophyte@Bbs Dsoe Com (1 2401 30 base Private Mail to Warpus (1 2401 8001) refer # None subj hi there replies None stat normal netmail origin 20 Jan 97 03 53 50 7 02 46 EST5 multiboard com (8 7 5 2 8 6 12) with ESMTP id GAA30639 for warpus@skateshop xg com Mon 20 Jan 1997 06 51 03 -0500 y aphex direct ca (8 8 3 8 8 0) with SMTP id DAA13234 for warpus@skateshop xg com Mon 20 Jan 1997 03 52 14 -0800 (PST) Date Mon 20 Jan 1997 03 53 50 -0800 From neophyte neophyte@bbs dsoe com This is a multi-part message in MIME format --------------2CCE28B72697 Content-Type text plain charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding 7bit i downloaded netscape 3 01 gold so i can finally attach my work for blender #9 to email continue (y n) zooooooooooooOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmm --------------2CCE28B72697 Content-Type text plain charset=us-ascii name= YT-HULK TXT Content-Transfer-Encoding 7bit Content-Disposition inline filename= YT-HULK TXT i don t believe it! he threw him right out of the ring! this is proposterous! He sat down lit up a cigarette (even though he didn t smoke) and began to ponder what would become of his future Hulk Hogan turned the t v off because he couldn t bear to watch Sports Review one more time He poured himself a nice big drink and stared at the ceiling There was a knock This time it wasn t opportunity but it was a knock at his door It wasn t the opportunity to kick Pee-Wee Herman s ass in the ring like he had failed to do so earlier that day Hulk put his drink down got up and answered the door Suddenly about fifteen reporters came out of nowhere and started to get in his face They were all asking about the fight and how he was taking the defeat in which he received from the newly dubbed WWF Champion Pee-Wee Herman Hulk closed the door and nearly broke the nose of one of the reporters who was leaning in too close He sat back down took down his drink and put continue (y n) his face in his hands and began to cry He cried for a few minutes then went into the washroom because he had a headache He opened up the medicine cabinet to find his Tylenol but suddenly a loaded revolver fell out of nowhere What the hell It s a gun you dingbat Wha hey who s there What the It s me you- yes that s what i said dingbat you who yoohoo! stop playing games where is that voice coming from i am god continue (y n) oh my god yes huh what shut up! listen hulk you have failed me anyone who is pathetic enough to get his ass kicked by pee-wee herman deserves to die- it wasn t my fault! he uhh oh wait yeah it was my fault good god oh wait that s me jesus christ hu- oh can t say that either hmm err well anyways he kicked your ass so bad that he even had time to do his make-up all-over again and then do a quickie on the crowd a quickie what the hell are you talking about you know don t you no idea continue (y n) he pulled a shannon hoon on the crowd you know the blind melon guy well except with a different substance uhh WHAT nevermind so what do you want i want to let you know that YOU RE ON CANDID CAMERA!!!!!! oh my god yes STOP THAT! Hulk ran out of the bathroom screaming Then he stopped and thought to himself Hey what about the gun That was a fake gun continue (y n) what th e how can you hear me i have my ways are you those stupid candid camera guys if i ever see dom deluise i m going to kick his ass or at least pathetically attempt to we ve got pee-wee herman on our side multiple snickers heard in background and some jersey milks too well uhh shut up no you shut up err ok Hulk picked up the gun and a tear formed in his err tear duct The put the gun into his mouth and said Goodbye cruel woRRLDMSFAKDLFL- as he bit into the chocolate gun wrapped in foil AARRGHH!!! MY TEETHh!!! continue (y n) haha that s what you get who are you i m mr foil mr what you heard me what shut up what do you want you know if you eat enough of that chocolate you ll die but i wouldn t do it it can be very painful errr what are you trying to do tempt me yes continue (y n) oh hmmm well ok bye bye Hulk gobbled down the whole chocoalate bar and began to feel sick Suddenly the sickness drifted away and he was left back to completely normal (his original headache still remaining) want some more more what huh what shut up! more chocolate yes continue (y n) sure i t s yummy in my tummy what huh shut up! grr sure send some more down here mr foil mr foil what the hell are you talking about this is god! god oh ok well get mr foil to send some more guns down here A whole heap of at least 50 chocolate guns fell out of nowhere and landed on Hulk with a THUMP ouch yes what continue (y n) i m mr ouch go away i never want to talk to you again why not because uhh well i have to die now so go away ok bye Hulk managed to gobble down about 25 of them because he felt really bad he picked up one of the foil wrappers and looked at it Oh no! This is *HELL* brand name chocolate! oh no! He began to get mass stomach cramps warning chocolate may cause mass stomach cramps a burning headache a burning headache continue (y n) his arm fell off loss of random limbs his mustach fell off in pieces loss of curly mustach that makes you look stupid anyways you stupid wimp hey that wasn t on the wrapper of course not i m mr insult oh i suppose you re going to inSULT me right actually no i came to bring you happy thoughts kind of ironic eh go away well fine be that way what continue (y n) huh ha! it s my turn! SHUT UP! fine i m leaving and i m taking my ball with me what ball that ball oh THAT ball fine i never liked your stupid ball anyway good i m glad With that Hulk gobbled down another 50 guns His other arm and a leg suddenly fell off and he went unconscious (or dead ) When he woke up he felt a hot burning sensation He stood up and saw a red demon before him yoooouuu muuuuust buuuuurnn fooooorrr eeeeterniiiityyyyyy why are you talking like that i dunno for show anyways you must burn for eternity and stuff continue (y n) why you lost to pee-wee herman you idiot what else oh yeah that so uhh doesn t the fire hurt or anything not really WHAT ! DAMMIT GORP TURN UP THE HEAT! gets hotter ouch ok ok it hurts don t get pissed or anything sorry we don t have alcohol down in hell why the HELL not we don t have puns either idiot get back to work continue (y n) i was n ever working in the first place well uhh start working then ok err what am i working on again DAMMIT i KNEW i forgot something ok you re working on an excessively long pointless story which is to be submitted into blender #9 okay i can do that you already have what huh who are you anyways i m the devil no you re not continue (y n) i am too show me your i d here (passes i d to hulk) ok FINE you re the devil shouldn t you be off doing devilish things or something i am oh ok uhh well this story sucks so should we end it now i guess so what huh shut up ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- continue (y n) this idiotic attempt at humour has been brought to you by the one the only NEOPHYTE of MISTIGRIS for BLENDER number NINE i ll SHUT UP now oh wait i usually draw ansi but i write and i have an emag so (here it comes yes a cheap plug) WRITEFOROMLETTEORI LLKILLYOU neophyte@bbs dsoe com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------2CCE28B72697-- email internet email ( =help)