hulk hogan by m3l farr suppastar gather round youngsters as i tell you a story about the meaning of courage and of true love and glory back in the times before you were born there was a great american hero his passage we mourn he came into our homes most each and every day wether through tv movies or comic books hulk hogan burrowed into our hearts in some strange way he was the greatest wrestler there ever fucking was he said take yer vitamins youngsters while he really took steroids just because he won wrestlemania and royal rumble like 6 or 7 times while in the back room with the macho man he was commitin serious crimes he lost his hair right off his head by the time he was in his early 30 s and they greased him down with oil or some shit to make him sparkly clean not dirty he was really a racist bastard and a grandmaster dragon of kkk glory actually he was neither of those things but it makes for one interesting story but if you ever learn something young one from the tale of the hulk the enigma learn that you can be a wwf champion if yer a snowflake chink or nigguh goddamn this isn t very funny sorry warpus THE ENDQ @#$@#$ err wait i forgot to talk about suicide and hell hmm so hulk realized in the end that hulkamania had truly died so he picked up a gun at the local walmart one shot and his brains were fried you might call it suicide yes you might call it suicide well hulk wen t up to the eternal gate to be judged by the allmighty one in the seat now you might think this was god allah jesus or some other d00d but it was actually REFRiGERATOR 3l33t hey brother said the hulkster just like back in the old days can i help it if i lost my head when i lost my hulkamania craze hmm said REFRiGERATOR 3l33t i guess i ll let you in heaven but you first have to give me 5 user refrences no scratch that make it 7 7 user refrences cried the hulkster why i d have enough trouble with 5 Well i guess macho man rick rude bret hart jake the snake and the original ultimate warrior if he was still alive REFRiGERATOR 3l33T looked down at hogan if there was remourse you couldn t tell he said jake the snake and mighty earthquake i don t care yer going to hell hulk said wait wait wait wait wait wait this just isn t fair anymore gimme one last match one last match with macho man lemme settle the score REFRiGERATOR 3l33t said shutup you stupid butt-ugly-h0m0 you re going to hell you re going to hell your mom!!#@$@! but but but but said the hulkster that shit didn t even rhyme REFR looked down and said you re kinda like blender at 10 00pm yer went and just ran out of time and l00kie here it s 10 00pm i ran out of time E@$ ^$^# $##4