____________________________________________________________________ - mIRC32 Fear for you have much to This is it They have begun and you cannot stop them Simulataneously a new user joins multiple channels on irc and begins speaking -===================================================================- *** Joining irc ionet net *** WDN (harbinger@world domination whq net) has joined #zines *** WDN (harbinger@world domination whq net) has joined #blade *** WDN (harbinger@world domination whq net) has joined #sex *** WDN (harbinger@world domination whq net) has joined #mtg *** WDN (harbinger@world domination whq net) has joined # *** WDN (harbinger@world domination whq net) has joined #pascal *** WDN (harbinger@world domination whq net) has joined #krynn *** WDN (harbinger@world domination whq net) has joined #ansi *** WDN (harbinger@world domination whq net) has joined #art *** WDN (harbinger@world domination whq net) has joined #dto WDN They re coming They re waiting biding their time gathering the forces if you will They know who you are what you are what you want in life They know me hell I could be one of them hmm what s that BWAHAAHAHAHA! @ Friendly Friendly you ask My good man tell me have you ever before in your life ever heard the use of such a term as friendly takeover evil I wouldn t go so far as to say that diabolical maybe but evil no I think n-- Oh no They will not be hostile *chuckle* That doesn t mean they won t win though You see in this world too many have grown dependent on electronics Without giving the entirety of the plot away I tell you that the frailty of your lives and the dependancy on computers will be the starting link in your downfall What of you downfall I m not entirely sure what you want me to tell you The plot goes roughly like this first the collapsing of your economic structure leaving you with only your current defenses and little else then we disable your computers that my helpless harlequins is the easy part then we will takeover and broadcast the remaining sections of our instructions through that crude form of one- way communication the television this we will do in demonstration of our power by forcing a world leader to do the honors Once our world domination has been completed we will release the list of demands which will include the freedom of Phiber Optik a truckload of Dunkin Donuts to be carted to an undisclosed location the free publication of all documents held under the secret world treaty for the holding of any all evidence providing proof of the existence of extra-terrestrial life forms We want Area 51 open to the public without anything removed we want full custody of all gov t X files and last we want the original working Tessel s Coil Our organization is bent on revealing all knowledge of all things the American or any other for that matter Government has that is hid from the public simply because we demand it Yes laugh now While you can Doubt the extent of our powers now live in your comfortable safe suburbs under the curtain of the backstabbing American Government Bah whatever Your incompetence has bluntly shown your inability to deal with the plan our Organization has put into effect I have one last thing to say to all of you Americans and people beyond Fear for you have much to *** WDN has quit irc ( I will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead and my kingdom will have no end )