entroducing the new-old ascii the name of this colli is h0h0h0 hi m3l farr h3re alright enough of that cool numbers stuff being a porn trader i get used to doing that yeah anyways welcome to my first colly of just kidding this isn t my first colly hey i got an idea why don t i fill th is space up with a bunch of mindless bullshit that will make you chuckle fuck that Greets to anyone who actually thinks positively of me you just make the scene worth living in thanks to pb who wrote all my material thanks to vanila ice for providing me with the inspiration to go on living someone said this was the ugliest colly they ever saw oh wait that was me h0h0h0 we are now pleased to ENTroduce you to another beautiful Hot COLD production =================================== REFRiGERATOR 3l33t Mel Farr AOL IRC winning acromania getting pussy many fat sisters project 301 acid mother fucking sissy (aka mHz =) #blender #compo #everest #ansi making fun of porn traders making fun of juarez d00dz come closer while i knock you down like i m supposed ta you won you what you mighta but then you woke up - redman entroducing the new-old ascii PROJECT 301 _ table of contents title for who why line# entroducing the new-old ascii mel farr suppastar cause he s 3l33t 6 table of contents you silly incase you get lost 39 table of contents #2 you silly incase you get lost 68 rad man stripping at mcdonalds blender 7 thats the topic 80 fuct cocaine request 112 insanity uprising jandor request 144 samsara samsara i was drunk 178 buttsex0r (joint with illogic) umm you cause we re mature 214 the depths of hell puppetmaster request 238 my new sig (probably not) me i don t know 267 some shit i wrote you again i don t know 273 plug for RAD me i don t know 299 the inciters of chaos (matrix) psycho he needed it 305 me babbling again you i don t know 327 _ tablet of contentos PROJECT 301 table of contents title for who why line# gates of orion (goo) rink rat i forget 360 ebe s realm ebe he needed it 386 acromania acrobot i didn t like the 407 old ascii yunno guided by voices grymmjack i dunno 422 stupid irc prank you i was bored 450 don t ask don t ask don t ask 493 coming next month you again cause i m creative 502 thank YOU #%$ $@# you again i donut know 518 greetz everyone i greet everyone needs love 530 _ table of contents part 2 in 3-d _+____ ______ _______ ________ __ _______ - _)______ _____ ) - - ___ _ ___ _____ _) _ ) __ _) ____ ______ __ ___________ )__ _____ RaD Man At Mcdonalds mfs@project301 com Take it all off baby radman stripping at mcdonalds for blender 7 and the sky will turn the color of blood and the apocalypse will commense --0 -- the new testament in other words everyone s fuct fuct run by cocaine he s crying mfs op cocaine Centrilization is a word in daily use fuct for cocaine u what the eat bagels hell is this ansi is really cramped going oh yeah you should see it in 69 line mode on cut here if you want in this -------------------------------------------------------------------------- logo no i m batman insanity uprising op jandor mfs although this ansi is for insanity uprising run by jandor my favorite rap group will always be dark illistrated shout out to adam mcdonald __________________ ______))________)____ __________ ___ ___ - ___ ___ -- ________ ___ ___ _ _________ ___x____ ss aa mm ss aa rr aa samsara well EXCUUUSE MEEE! samsara the best vga group in the scene samsara proving that asian art ain t half bad samsara heck lord jazz didn t do to bad after all samsara what a trip samsara samsara let down your hair spaghetti samsara wearing airwalks r i p tupac we love u samsara and the m c hammer posse samsara where why did the samsara cross the road samsara and you think i m weird samsara 2 outta 3 ain t bad samsara @! samsara #@% %@ what is it with you kids today!@ ! samsara can be such a jerk becky you outta dump him but samsara gets all the pussy h p a v c t samsara samasara would you like fries with that coming right up sir sAMsara i smoked but i didn t inhale samsara y0 #p301 samsara samsara for your mom i wanna buttsex0r!!@ no you don t ouch! insert here acromanaia rocks -------------------------------------- ---- ------------------- ------- jo1nt ansi by REFRiGERATOR 3l33t and illogic buttsex0r for your inner child welcome too _________ ________ ____ _ _ _ _+___ stats here _ = ____ the depths _ _______ ________________ __ _ ____ ___ _ _+___ __ _ _ _ __ ____ = ___ _ __ ____ _______ _ __ of - ---- _______ mfs _ _______ ________ ___ ___ __ --- stats here _ _+___ __ __ mfs _ = ____ __ _ _______ ____ _ _______ ______ ______ hell depths of hell % h p based % obv 2 % 410-361-6881 % the depths of hell for puppetmaster is this old school i guess mel farr suppastar rad project 301 i dunno i m thinking about making this my sig what do you think i dunno when i see ansis posted on boards followed by any comments it seems to me that like 99% of all comments are positive is this deserved hmm are ansi s that good i decided that people were just being nice it s nice to know people in the scene have manners but i thought i d rather have an honest opinion that a nice one welp i got what i asked for sometimes people talk about my art in ways that you might not call positive hey thanks for b3ing honest i really did appreciate it but on the other hand it did kinda hurt you know your art is your own and you re always gonna think its good while the opinion that really matters is your own all humans long for a token of appreciation from their peers this is pretty odvious when someone tells me what i do is really funny i like it when i read the blender 6 info file and warpus and hennifer went on and on about how funny i was (hey thanks) and how they liked my stuff this smile came over my face and i was like enveloped in a feeling of satisfaction i guess thats kind of silly maybe i take the scene seriously or something who am i kidding i don t take anything seriously i guess what i m saying is shit i don t know what i m saying oh yeah you may think my art is really oogily (hey i think some of it is too although some of my other stuff is kinda cool) i have a lot of fun drawing (i have a real life too don t worry) and thats what it s all about isn t it shit if you actually read this then that proves right there that trading porn is still worth it some shit i wrote read rad get it from m3rcuri on irc or something cheap plug it s my colly i can do what i want ___________________________ __________________________________________________ L Logon A Apply C Check F Feedback H Chat L Logoff sysop psycho matrix mfs project 301 kinda beastiesh i o c matrix for my man psycho y0 rap fans go get common sense s second album the ressurection it s better than an ansi by me and worth yer juarez by the way i don t know why i d0 th1s sh1t i know its lame or whatever but like d0n t y0u ju5t l0v3 d0ing this i do ok sorry i ll go draw now or something advice to aspiring artists don t tell 10 people yer gonna do joints with them in the same day you re asking for trouble trust me sometimes i go into #ansi and when someone joins i a) call them an ansi-ripper or b) tell them to shutup because they suck nuts in the future don t take me seriously i m just kidding ok hmm y3ah like today i told eVer that he can t draw ansi (actually i think his shit is the bomb) and he got pretty pissed at me i guess he didn t remember a month ago when i msg ed him and told him how much i love his ansi s weird i remember everyone who tells me my shit rocks well no i don t but still i dunno i was bored hmph in some shit i wrote (about 50 lines up) i said that every artist thinks their own ansi was good what was i talking about lots of good artists say their shit sucks hmm i guess what i meant is that since you created the ansi you being the artist you have a unique perspective that no one else can take what this has to do with proving a point now or back there i have no idea huh drawing ansi is great exersise i better start again me babbling again do i ever stop mfs goo % main menu A Auto-Sig M Messages v Voting t transfers B BBS-List N NUV w recent callers u time bank C Chat Q Qwkmail g goodbye i infoforms D Daily Log S System Stats y user Stats k configure E Mail - top ten + Password g fast logoff F Feedback ! newscan this is an old menu i did for goo like 3 months ago that i touched up and decided to release goo s down now but who really cares __ _______ __ ____ _____ _____ _ ____ _____ _ _____ _____ __) )_____ _ ____ _ ___ ___ _ _ _ _ ___ __ mfs ==1==== _____ ______ _____ ======= _____ ============================ __ __ ___ __ - _- -__-_ ___ ____ ______ _____ _ ___ _____ ____ __ -__ _ _ _ _ _ _____ __ _____) _ _____ ___ ebe s realm sysop ebe ______ 1-313 531 4997 ___ _____ ___ ___ ________ ___ ___ __ _____ _ ___ _ _ _ _ ==== ===== __ == _ _ ======================================================== ___ logon password ascii logo for ebe s realm can also be used as a login for ebe ___ _______ _________ _____ ____ _______ ___ __________ ___ _)_ __ _ ___ ____ ====( __ _ (( __ ( ==== =====)_ _ ___ ____ _ _____ ___)__)___))_ _ __ _____ ______)_ _ ===== _ ) __ ( *(____ __ __ __ _ __ __ ascii by mfs%project 301 ) ) A C R O M A N I A ask toni braxton who got ___ ______ __ ___ _ seven days of action ascii logo of acromania for acrobot -__-_-_- __-_--_ ___ _____ )__ ___ ____ _________ ____ _________ ___ _____ _) ( ---- _) ( ___ ) ---- ) ________ _______ _____ ))_____ )_____ ))_____ ) )_____ ___ _____ ______ ______ $$$$ _ )______ 5%$# __ $$ ___ ______ _ _____ ______ _____ ___ _____ ____ ( ---- _______ x _ ____ ________ ) ---- $$$$$ ______ _____ )_____ x$$$x $$$$$x _____ x x$$$$$ - x$$$$$$$$$$$4%$$$ 4$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$ $$$4% _____ ________ $$$$$$4$ ##$$#$$$$x x$$#$$$$ grymmjack s $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ guided by voices $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ ascii logo of guided by voices for grymmjack everyone gets bored on irc hello ok known fact alot of us have found ways to fight the boredom (if you don t believe me look at a scene-mag they re always talkinging about irc this irc that whats funny on irc everyone seems to be coming up with little pranks my perosnal favorite was all that ansimann shit in acrylic 7 that was hilarious anyways i came up with one on my own and i have succesfuly carried it out on a bunch of people my favorits being eVer (of legend) and cool t (of acid or acid!ansi or whatever) strangely i ve done it to like 6 people and they all react the same way it s weird basically i ll give you a generic sampling of my prank * ansi_d00dler has entered #ansi (blah blah blah@blah com) ansi_d00dler grretz too pHILez and muh boy pHLOMe * ansi_d00dler is now known as generic_artist * generic_artist is now known as xc xc much better mel_farr xc shut up you fucking lame ass ansi ripper xc excuse me mel_farr xc i called you a lame ass ansi ripper xc Yeah who did i rip mel_farr me (right here you d think they d know i was kidding) xc WTF you fucking lamer i can draw circles around your ass you piece of shit callin me an ansi ripper why cause you ripp my ansis mel_farr thats exactly right xc wtf you lame ass piece of shit mel_farr i m not the one who rips ansis (they hate it when i do this) xc blah blah blah (more name calling like pretty bad) mel_farr chill out i was just kidding xc chill out $! 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YOU fucking blah blah blah mel_farr it s called a joke d00d xc (for some reason now they always figure it out) oh well there s a lot of people in #ansi who really do act like that trust me it s funny as shit the next time you re on irc call your favorite artist an ansi ripper they love it =) ps ewheat was funny too i forgot what he did though silly prank please save in 69 line mode greetz to illogic and all of #blend umm don t ask COMING UP NEXT MONTH IN MEL FARR SUPPASTAR S NEXT COLLI the edge (for rage) the demon s chamber (for the demon) phreak zone (for sen dawg) brain rot (for blacktype) la macarena hootie and the blow fish TGUARDIAN Rules in 1996 (for tguardian) and much much more so like check me out next month h0lmes coming next month hey i wanted to say in complete honesty thanks for viewing this even if you didn t like it thats cool at least you tried =) erm yea if you see me on irc say something to me cause then i ll feel special =) erm yea i hope that this colli was atleast worth looking at for me it was i think it s a definite improvement over my ar in project 301 #1 but thats not really saying anything blah blah blah blah blah blah request policy i will not charge for an ansi until my skill warrants it i dont do trades either because chancesare you re a lot better artist than i am and i would feel bad if i gave you a shitty ansi of course of you don t care then hey let s trade as far as free requests request whatever you want but don t expect the ansi immediately and if you re annoying i won t do it either unless yer TGuardian for some reason i m doing him an ansi goddamn do i ever shutup greetz psycho the emperor john lennon (when you re not a jerk) jaden prometheus hooch mindcrime belial penn (if you are even alive) gunthar warpus iceage hennifer grind king the great zambini rust anyone who posts intelligent messages on corrosive (except mHz who wouldn t want me to great him neophyte pariah regular posters callers uploaders to modemland and disembodied voices (average cardiac arrest hiro pantagonist fatal sacraleige seme lukesky) dark shadow (gave me my first affil h0h0h0) samarai (put up with my bullshit) tudda mercuri (doesn t like me and shows it) defiant teakay thrasher mind bender alt-176 toons xillion dryn2kqrw214@!%% @%@! everyne in #fuel vengance (not the acid guy) stone the crow reanimator mice illogic mendator litthn caithor cocaine rage pHILez and pHLOME coolt hack nosferatu cappachino my boy grymmjack (who is 8 years my senior) rink rat (when not trying to extort money from me) all of inec (especially zoomer and pyromania) f you s damned soul bluedice (i know this is lame to do this shit but this guy really is a lamer) dr-x (same as before) everyone who automatically bans all of netcom everyone who made fun of my mom that one day in #ansi if i forgot anyone GOOD! i hate you ALOT! THE END @ #! $@! let s do one of those end of the file jokes no let s just fill up the next 437 lines with stupid quotes naw let s go watch the superbowl football sucks i know email mel farr suppastar at mel farr suppastar@erebus magsystems com you know you re a rockstar when you can pinpoint the entire angst of a generation in one song - mel farr suppastar 1969