___________ _ __ ____ ____ _________ _ ____ _ ____ _ ___________ _____ _ __ _____ _________ _________ _________ ____________ _ _____ _____ _____ _ _ea_ ____)_ _ ____)_ _ _____ ____ ____ _________ ____ ____ _____ _________ ____ ____ _ _ __ __ ___ _ ___________________________________ __ _____ ___ _ - -- ----- - --------------------------------- - - - - -------- table of contents! a) introduction (written by tk founder ) b) my viewpoint on polyester (written by phooze lit ) _______ ___________________ ___ __ __ __ ____ _____ _ ____ ________ ______ ____ __ = == == ===== =================== = =============== == ==== = = = -- writing part a! #!@ - -------- ---------------- --------- ------ introduction by tk -------------------------------- ---- - ---- - welcome to polyester the number one group that was ranked last where was polyester born no it wasn t born in a disco factory like most polyesters are in fact it was born right in our own minds ya may be thinking how do you get a sewing machine in your head if that thought crossed through your mind please exit this file youre apparently impressively intelligent polyester was formed by my best IRC friends driftwood (who has nothing to do with this group but he will once he gets his computer back from his dad silent bob a very good friend of driftwood (real life friends) and drseuss who currently is working on his ansi skills any of you like to keep a scrap book good printscreen this it ll be very important information that you cannot be without polyester s birthdate november 02 1996 (we re a month old!) weight - 25 members (max) height - growing at a rapid rate eye color - WHAT ELSE!!@ the disco color of all time! sunshine yello polyester has come a VERY long way since those first nights poly would cry every minute we left him hell now he is ready for the world the ansi scene will know him as polyester ____________________________________________________________________ Polyester s Member Agreement (Statement I-IV) All members are required to keep their dual grouping to a minimum if any dual grouping transpires at all Dual grouping hurts the scene in the following manners a) lessens the work quality due to rushing to finish work for numerous groups b) being in many groups can create a reputation that you are not ready for it may cause you to slack off because you think that you can handle it all c) dual grouping shows disloyalty to the groups that you get join into We at Polyester require you to participate in at least fifty per- cent of our group meetings Group meetings are held every Friday eve- nings from 7 00pm EST (4 00pm PST) until 11 00pm EST (8 00pm PST) Attendance checks will be taken at each meeting and you will be log- ged as missing if you do not show up If you do not participate with at least two (2) meetings a month you will be dropped from the group due to failure to support Polyester If you have made other plans for one of these nights you may contact myself at poo@cris com Upon joining Polyester two things must happen You must be able to show at least five (5) pieces of work to the division head of the department you are joining (note applications cannot be processed through email You must be able to logon to the IRC to join Ascii division head empty Ansi division head hellfire VGA division head wiz Lit division head acolyte After applying you will be put into the referral service and you ll be voted in by the senior members Upon joining the group you are met with these requirements If you cannot meet or exceed these goals you will be asked to leave the group a) 5 logos per one (1) month time span You will place these logos into one file named xx_mmyy ans The XX represents your nick- name s two letter abbreviation The MM represents the month(in numbers) and the YY represents the last two digits of the currrent year Ex) TK_1296 ANS Explanation This work was created by Tek on December of 1996 The graphics contained in this archive are ansi If you do not wish to do logos there is always another plan available You can turn in (a minimum) of two 23 line ansi pictures If you would like to do a mixmatch you can do the following 3 logos 1 picture -- END OF PART A@ #@! #@ -------- ---------------- --------- ------ -- writing part b! #!@ - -------- ---------------- --------- ------ now that tk quieted down with the rules lets have some fun people!@#$ ok ladies and gentlemen the moment you ve all been waiting for the release of the december ninety six pack polyester s first ever with- out a doubt i was asked to do the newsletter heck i suck at news- letters but i wasn t about to turn down a ss er so i ll be your host for today @#$% half of the ansi ascii scene is 90% putting a group together %$#@! i m pleased to discuss the creation of polyester to all of you bright inquiring minds that wonder where such talent came from ( out of the land of disappearing left socks of course bwahaha! -quote from that voice inside our minds) anyway polyester essentially was created thr- ough the efforts to make a group that will last the test of time & cr- itisism we have a member limit after noticing groups that get to big for themselves failed that s all i have to say about that !@#$% world needs the equivelent of candy thermometers these days %$#@! I could go on and on like some bullweavel sittin on a stump bragging to a dog in heat but i d like to hear what you have to say -mike judge yes its may sound strange being such a kEwl k-rAD eLiTe group but we like compliments uh i mean comments ok we d like them on this month s pack we need to know what can be better (i know that will really take awhile to think of) if you do see something or want to tell us how good it was go to #polyester(efnet) or www cris com Lobe poly and complete the html form !@#$% seventy-seven percent of all statistics are completely false! %$#@! during the creation of this newsletter twenty-four innocent bystanders lost their lives while disturbing me & tk at the keyboard sixteen per- cent of my cd s are permenently engraved into the wall after being used as discuses to throw at a picture of elmer fudd (i m aware that that low cruel and undeserved was mean i love it) four cd-rom drives got snapped off after using them as a cup holder for coffee mugs while wor- king late night (2am!) on this newsletter finally and most traumatic mi kehbord bearly wercks after gnawing at its cord during those intense moments !@#$% someone here deserves a free serving at the whoopass buffet %$#@! -- END OF PART B@ #@! #@ -------- ---------------- --------- ------