I swear she s got the greatest body Flowing hair and subtle curves I wish I could find stuff like that On my excursions to the morgue It s quiet it just lies there As we talk and sing and dance around it It never moves it never joins in It s sprawled on the floor and you have to step over it or trip and fall It doesn t surprise me that it s original owner wanted to get rid of it It s a great body to look at But it s the least pragmatic thing I ve ever seen One time it opened It s eyes and looked around Clearly There was nothing of interest to see because it just closed it s eyes again and it hasn t done an interesting thing since So we create and argue and unite across it And it plays no part in either of our lives Which is too bad because it s sort of a waste She s got the greatest body I swear coyote