Hi i m back Jamie Jamie Jamie Here is the crate machine The mechanics are simple as long as you DO NOT wear any pants (in a mild English accent) What the hell are you saying First I m abducted for your vile services and now my pants are to be removed for no good reason You are perverted Chris! Sorry that s the rules No pants The sound of the zipper metaphorically speaking pulled James spine apart each lump like a candy apple swallowed whole by Chris policy Then descending from the heavens a blue owl big nosed captain blond dim wit and a grave engineer Thank the Canadian music scene it s Rush!!! Nooooooo!!!! Send out a division of Dave-BoTs we ll see how Geddy Lee and his crew like the taste of aborignal fever! Aboard the Fly-By-Night Alex speaks to Geddy Uh what are those gibbering things thundering towards us MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS ALEX CHRIS MUST SOME DISTANT EARLY WARNING SYSTEM THOSE ARE DAVE-BOTS EVASIVE MANEUVERS!! EVASIVE MANEUVERS!! a diagram of the affair d a * v * *vebot e v FLY-BY-NIGHT b a o d t (we did it Alex! The Dave-bots have hit each other!) (Chris) Grrrrrrr!!!!!!! I must kill you Jamie for this brutal affront against me and my family! (Dave) But Dad it was your fault for Shut up Dave FIRE 2112 ROUNDS OF NEIL S DRUM FILLS!! And Rush plowed Chris down down into the ground and into the Earth s center where the Devil asked You know Zappa No just Billy Joel The Fly-By-Night alighted and a gnarled Necromancer escorted James aboard Rush you re the greatest!! In thanks I promise to burn ALL of my Satch albums and buy only Rush bootlegs (alex) that s okay fellow blonde guitarist satch is okay too am I a guitar player (geddy) ALEX YOU ARE ODD and so ends James Anstey s ordeal in Chris basement Rush took him to planet Hemisphere around Cygnus and finally to visit Bjornson on Hoth (but that s another story altogether)