eclipse vs the 7eleven corp! ----------------------------- a very bad aura had been forming above grand rapids michigan the once peaceful town where the ecl members stayed was now being threatened by a menace so powerful to behold that uhm IT COULD KILL ANY OF US EASILY! yeah it all started when rai splatt cheeze whiteraven and diez took a trip around the corner to the local 7eleven the 5 of them went their separate ways rai flipped through the new issue of punk magazine splatt sat in the corner and listened to the swift moriachi music and diez kept trying to peek around the protective covers of the nudie magazines while whiteraven was buying some smokes cheeze took his normal jog over to the giant massive 36 flavor frosty chilled chugging lugging slurpee machine he pulled on the lever and let that great tasting frosty bevrage fall into his 120 oz cup after getting a pack of marlboro s and a date for saturday night whiteraven said his lateron s to the chick behind the counter and went over to cheeze dude what s that in your slurpee what are you talking about that!! whiteraven shouts pointing at a big chunk in cheeze s slurpee cheeze shoved his straw into his slurpee poking around he heard a really ugly *squish* so he pulled up his straw on it was the head of spear! whOah!$ !@# $ screamed cheeze it s spear! whispered whiteraven it s bonanza!% !@ chattered splatt playing with his moraccas so cheeze whiteraven and splatt stormed over to the chick behind the counter to find out what had happened to their friend spear along the way splatt asked what re we doing again we re going to get a reimburment for this slurpee grumbled cheeze hmph dOrks grunted whiteraven as the three arrived at the clerk station they could sense something was wrong excuse me askes whiteraven yes askes the chick buttoning her shirt down so that her 34C breasts all but pop out uhh uhm we found our friends head in a slurpee really well that s just too bad isn t it ! bwuahhaha *continued below* hAHHAHSFHAHHASHDHASHDHH#Qrh35^ # $ the chick then turned inside out into the horrible 7ELEVEN MONSTER@% #! @$%!% !#% #! (eerie music here) my word! screamed splatt my god!! screamed rai my slurpee!! screamed cheeze my DATE!! screamed whiteraven diez jumped around the corner and fired his atomic super-de-dooper ray gun at the evil mass it took no effect so he hid under the counter where the EVIL 7ELEVEN MONSTER (eerie music again) couldn t see him so much for that idea oh NO! screams cheeze in a hysteria induced panic he threw himself to the floor shivering and jolting into the fetal position rai screams the order and all the eclipse members become (power ranger music here please ahem any DAY now ) THE MIGHTY DRAWIN ECLIPSE RANGERS!!!! %@ %^@# the battle lasted many days and the whole team had to feed off of tofu and cream cheese they also had to fend off the masses by feeding smokey and bold to them (those masses jeez always looking for a good fight) eventually the team morphed into the ultra tOrgo-zord and slayed the AWEFUL 7ELEVEN MONSTER (zzzz z zz z z oh yeah the eerie music ) by forcing it to watch a barney(tm) marithon (without that (tm) wwe could have gotten our HD formatted yikes!) finally the whole team went home and partied all except whiteraven who sat in the corner and cried cuz he still couldn t get a date ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- story line by whiteraven edited by cheeze