T H E D O W N F A L L O F R A I -- THE MEXICAN REVOLUTION -- ECLIPSE INFO FILE --------------------------------- scene guy hi splatt what are you doing in this info file i thought rai was the one who wrote the info file splatt well rai isn t writing the info file this month my friend this is merely an introduction to the next section of the info file it will be short and to the point im here to tell you all about THE DOWNFALL OF RAI or also know as THE MEXICAN REVOLUTION scene guy what the heck is the downfall of rai and why is it also known as the mexican revolution splatt well obviously the downfall of rai is just what it says rai s leading abilities had become somewhat lacking so i started a small guerrilla army to overtake him the mexican revolution is a nick name given to the overthrow by me because i am mexican duh scene guy you overtook rai in the group! HOW splatt well im going to explain to you now in a series of journal entries that are going to be in this info file we will take exerpts from my journal telling all about the war it took place in the apartment more information will follow in the entries -- THE MEXICAN REVOLUTION -- JOURNAL ENTRIES ----------------------------------- here is a few journal entries the army that was led by rai will be known as THE REPUBLIC my(splatt) army will be known as THE REBEL ARMY just read and you will find how i came to power SPLATT JOURNAL ENTRY #1 day one this war started with a single shot my bullet killing one of rai s guards this is gonna be one helluva war we re going to try to infiltrate the kitchen by simply forcing ourselves into it if that doesn t work we may have to think of some sort of strategy to get us in there the key to winning this war is to take over the kitchen from the kitchen we can move on to the bathroom where rai is staked out i sent some scouts out to check out what kind of defenses rai had set up after waiting for 3 hours (they were supposed to be back in 2) i decided to go ahead and see what had happened when i came to the entry of the kitchen i saw the bodies of my men shoved into a small trashcan WAR IS HELL SPLATT JOURNAL ENTRY #2 day three it s hot too hot i can hardly think out here let alone fight a war someone needs to fix this damn air conditioner it feels like a sauna in here the fighting has become worse on both sides my men are dropping like flies casualties are entering into double digits i don t know how long we can keep this up SPLATT JOURNAL ENTRY #7 day twelve after many days of fighting we have been pushed back all the way to the furniture we are forced to hide behind the lazy-boy and the love seat they constantly bomb us with grenades men are dying out here lots of them numbers are entering the triple digits our plan for the straight ahead attack has failed we will have to develop a new tactic to get inside that damn kitchen we will make camp here at the furniture and plot our next attack we will need to rest up the battle is going to take place in three days we will succeed this battle the BATTLE OF COUCHNER would be won by the republic SPLATT JOURNAL ENTRY #8 day fourteen we have one more day until we strike it has been quiet in the republic s base we will attack late in order to surprise rai s sleeping army there is no way we can fail they have almost impenetrable pillows blocking the kitchen entrance they are as strong as 5 foot thick concrete walls barring our path to victory we will attempt to kick the walls over tommorow at midnight SPLATT JOURNAL ENTRY #9 day sixteen we just finished attempting our second plan to get into the kitchen although we gave it our all we lost about 15 men and were again pushed back behind the furniture it wasn t 100% failure tho we managed to kill a few republic soldiers and knocked out one of the 4 pillows blocking the kitchen entrance while they try to repair that we will have time to plan another quick attack and we will hope to knock a few more out we start our next attack soon or we will miss our chance although we had lost our second battle the BATTLE OF LAZYBOY spirits still remained high at our rebel base SPLATT JOURNAL ENTRY #10 day seventeen today we were succesful in destroying all 3 of the remaining pillows! we have staked out our new camp right in the entrance to the kitchen we can go no further until we have receuperated from the damages we got from the days battle the battle was brilliant it will go down in history we started with our snipers taking out as many of the wall repairmen as we could we managed to take out 10 of the 12 that were there we then followed it up with our infantry moving in to the area and kicking out the pillows after taking out a few of the guards in the surrounding area we had achieved victory the BATTLE OF KITCHENDOOR will go down in history as the turning point in the war! SPLATT JOURNAL ENTRY #11 day eighteen our luck has turned to better and better today we totally demolished the entire kitchen area nothing could stop us! rai s forces are running scared this is by far the greatest military achievement in the history of the world! THE BATTLE OF THEKITCHEN is the biggest rebel victory yet! we killed over 200 enemy soldiers today we will capture the bathroom soon! SPLATT JOURNAL ENTRY #16 day twenty-four after days and days of grueling fighting we finally achieved complete victory our nukes were too strong for their bathroom locks although they were strong we were stronger after forcing rai to sign a cease-fire and turn over possesion of eclipse to me and lagomorph we took him to a secret prison deep beneath the sofa cushions he will remain there for a while who knows when he will unleash his wrath again and try to take back eclipse we hope that we can keep the scene safe from savages like him it was a giant victory for all ansi-kind today the battle that ended it all of course was called TOILETBURG -- THE MEXICAN REVOLUTION -- MAP OF THE WAR ------------------------------------ X = site of major battle BEDROOM X = site of BATHROOM final rebel battle rebel X victory LIVING ROOM KITCHEN X X X X that caps off the journal entries during our war since rai is gone for now me and lagomorph will run the group until rai comes back snivelling and begging to be the leader again who knows maybe rai will run the group again someday g -- THE MEXICAN REVOLUTION -- ECLIPSE INFO FILE --------------------------------- on to the actual eclipse news during the time between this and the last pak s release rai s 888 to his bbs fall from grace went down rai actually got into some trouble with it and will not really be in this pak we created a clever way to get him out of the pak for this month with this war story but we send all our regards to rai and wish him well by what we have seen so far rai doesnt look like he will get in much trouble he is denying ever having knowledge of the 888 which will probably make his punishment minimal AMERICA S MOST WANTED UPDATE the phone company decided to DROP the charges on rai because he denied having knowledge of the 888 being on his line so the phone company had nowhere to go we re glad to have him back and well BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM anyways on to group news we lost a member this month TNA (the night angel) because he didn t like his dualing experience (he was in ice at the same time he was in eclipse) we wish him well back at ice and thank him for atleast considering and releasing with us and stuff he was kind enough to supply us with a diz a sort of goodbye gift if you will we thank for his efforts even when he is leaving other than that we have stayed the same with members we are trying to look into the whole smokey situation he hasn t released something in the last two paks so we may drop him next month but if you read this smokey just get in CONTACT with us and we ll gladly get you back in we just need to know yer alive =) At the last moment before this pack was release i got wind that cheeze one of our great artists is dropping out from the artscene sniff he is releasing with us in this pack but this will be his last release ever =( here are cheeze s last words well it finally happened im fed up with the scene its pointless and i cant even draw anymore i have no ideas and evidentally i have lost all talent that i may have had i may be around everynow and then but don t expect to see any art from me if we had a trade going i ll try to finish your ansi but otherwise by scene carrer is over and in case your wondering what im gonna do with doink i ll prolly leave it up for a little while and might try to sell it or something shrug the scene is just a waste of my time so i m throwing in the towl so i guess i ll stop waisting your time if you wanna talk with me for some reason mail me at yar1@cris com or talk with me on irc periodically later to all you guys rai splatt gunthar ellis frac exulted balls lago misfit penn ringy crayon torgo ad diez cu defiant flame napalm muff sd fury ds tcg pyro clorox xten megadose wator holo smokey horrid and anyone i may have missed ill miss you guys -cz the eclipse gang wishes him a happy and fun time in the real world we re gonna miss ya cheeze ( visit sometime or something we will leave cheeze in the member list for a time so we do not forget him or what a great time we had together BON VOYAGE CHEEZE!#@ in WWW news red circle has FINALLY coded our page to an extent and has put it up at http wizy uit net eclipse for YOUR viewing pleasure remember to check it out because rc did this just for YOU -- THE MEXICAN REVOLUTION -- ECLIPSE INFO FILE -- FINISH -----------------------