+ eCLIPSE1996- BOLDeclipse % if you would like an ansi font talk to splatt! because i have no way to irc ( - ECLIPSE KON INFO FILE ------------------------------------------------------- alright this month our great convention took place at the lovely woodland skating rink roller skating that is we decided hey we love roller skating so much lets go show off at the skating rink some of us couldnt skate (splatt red circle and crayon) so our professional roller skater of the group (cheeze) taught them all and i had to teach sirdeath how to tie up his laces ah well overall it was a fun experience we were all having a good time just a rollin and a wheelin around on that big beautiful rink then after a while we got kicked out because they saw lagomorph tripping little kids and stuff he didn t mean anything by it they finally caught lago and we were banned from woodland as long as we live g ah well it sure was fun here s a few photos - ECLIPSE KON INFO FILE ------------------------------------------------------- werd nice skates taco bell employee of the month this is just a picture of me tyin my skates on splatt is sporting his taco bell employee of the month shirt although as you ll find out later in this file he quit his job there ( Y! M C! A! ok here is the next scene from our con of course the most fun of every skating party is when they do the YMCA song by the village people because they are the pimpiest disco kings ever anyways from the left thats sirdeath lagomorph smokey and splatt - ECLIPSE KON INFO FILE ------------------------------------------------------- well its our tradition to tell you about the personal lives of our members in this info file here is how everyone is doing rai im doing ok i havent had much new happening i had to go see my uncles wedding in the upper peninsula for a week during the pak s progress so this pak was a tough one to get out not too much more happened splatt got the employee of the month award at taco bell and he decided that there was no where to go from the top but down so he quit his job there he is looking for a job at Mr Taco or Taco Boy or maybe Ole Taco grendel went away to a wrestling camp for a week he didnt make it to this con but we exempt him from it because he had a legit excuse red circle is STILL asleep on the floor of the apartment torgo at one of our less publicized cons he was traumatized by his experience with magnatop he had to ride in magnatop s deathmobile lagomorph couldn t find a payphone at the skating rink so he was forced to associate with us for the afternoon he didnt find much to talk about tho magnatop he was working on his deathmobile to get it going when he finally got it going all 13 of us crammed into his pink escort cheeze at the con he was really excited to show off to us his excellent roller skating abilities after all he is a proffessional roller skater bold was showing us how to prepare for ice fishing in the winter i can t wait crayon told us all about life in sweden it was really exciting to here all about it we even got to see a slide-show when we got home mighty mouse was a very nice guy he told us all about how his parents didnt mind his leaving the house and school and all to pursue a career in ansi art smokey almost dropped the scene this month because of an expensive phone bill it was scary thinkin about losing smokey sir death was really adjusted to livin with us now he s excited about it now not as tense - ECLIPSE KON INFO FILE ------------------------------------------------------- thats about it for this month s convention info we all had a good time next month we re heading out to the maze craze for a crazy amazing time if yer not familiar with the maze craze its a giant maze that you go through and there is pizza and pop there too its fun and we can bring about 20 people there without feeling weird its like a lot of people to be going to places like taco bell and meeting so there will be more public places for the rest of our conventions from now on g raiECLIPSE - ECLIPSE KON INFO FILE -------------------------------------------------------