vd July 1996 - Dark Newsletter - by veediot! Intro This was simply an incredible month for Dark Illustrated With so many members on vacation and such this month the outlook of the group for this month was looking grim Seniors were not happy at all but began working to make it work this month As it turns out we produced one hell of a pack So I applaud all of the darkies this month for going beyond the call of duty in recruiting and producing Good job guys Newbies Dark received a TON of new members this month Septic merged into us and a lot of other members came from other various groups There are too many newbies to provide descriptions for all of them so I ll just list them Coming from the Septic Merge Hennifer - Ansi artist & Coordinator Magnetic Rage - Ansi artist Shadow Hunter - Ansi Artist Technifix - Coder Warpus - Ansi artist Coming on their own Agent #77 - Ansi artist Cataclysm - Ansi artist Death Karnage - Ansi Artist Epoxy - Ansi artist Fire Lord - Ansi artist Free Fall - Ansi artist Narcosis - Ansi artist Raffaello - Ansi artist WayneKerr - Coder In other member news this month Kargus joined but dropped as did Ellisdee Many member also had to deal with summer school Samurai goes on a Hiatus and Armeggedon Donut left Dark but returned late in the month Internet News #Dark is still the official hangout channel for Dark Members on IRC We can be contacted there or by email The new web pages are still under construction but should be up soon or something Look for them US Headquarters None East 1999 went down Tundra went back up Tundra then went back done Where does that leave us With no US HQ Sorry Kids you ll have to uhm call somewhere else for packs Quality Control Due to the recent flood of new member a lot of high quality art was produced this month Thus the quality control level was raised If your work didn t get released sorry Filenames Dark releases artwork under filenames with a 5 letter abbreviation of the handle of the artist and then 2 numbers corresponding to the number of art which they have released Example ARTIST-01 DRK Say Anything ^^bf^^ whodini aren t you dead burnout veed i cant think of anything stupid to say when i m prompted ) it has to be natural ) -was that good enough PBreaker You mentally incapacitated three-toed sloth PBreaker MY DCC DOESN T WORK YOU RETARDED LITTLE TWIT PBreaker YOU BROKE IT! burn0u7 ho Shut uo before i feed your testicles to my zinderfine! dkarnage bringeth forth the sacrificial cigarette uhuhuh hOlocaust dRugs noOo GOOOOD !@ BAd iCky !@ * n0ok is showering hes also shaving his legs! msg page him for a good time ) arsen you didn t let me into dark i laugh at you - This is my FAVORITE quote of the month This kid was turned down from Dark because he was a fontist and his pics were not good enough Now it is his goal to try and make me regret not accepting him Good luck Seriously GROW UP Even if you should one day be the best artist in the world I still wouldn t let you in because your head is too big Rumors Yes it was rumor month this month at Dark Illustrated The first rumor was that our vga master PB killed his parents Uhm no He didn t ) Our next rumor was that ansi artist pooka killed himself on July 19th Yet I talked to him (or a pooka impersonator) on the 21st Tho I don t know why someone would impersonate him However if this is true our hearts go out to his family and friends Closing All in all It was an action packed month at Dark Illustrated I m very proud of all the Darkies for what they have been able to accomplish this month However there is one rumor that is true that I think would be appropiate to tell everyone I am indeed leaving the scene atleast until January 1997 I don t have the time for it anymore But if when I do return I will Be a full-fledged Darkie once more *** Veediot has quit DARK (No time left)