FROST.TXT

blndr004.zip/FROST.TXT
Hi my name is Frosty I got the name from some kids who built me so don t bug me about it ok If you do I hope you know that I mastered the art of kung-fu Well boys and girls before I melt into this garbage-filled ground I think I a m going to tell you about my adventure to Disneyland You see I was talking to m y neighbor mellonose and he told me that I need to go to Florida so I don t me lt when the winter disapears I said cool I mean these kids gave me wings rig ht so I thought I would use them What the hell I should just melt or somethin g yeah right Ok so I flew up and then I kind of hit a tree on my way out of C anada Hey if it was your first time flying I wouldn t think you d do too great either Anyway so some customs dude helped me out that was ok So I am on my way to Florida and I notice it s getting hotter I realize that there is a hot s un out there I am just above Disneyland and I look down I see this extremely h uge mouse type thing and it says What the fuck is that no way there is no su ch thing as a flying snowman Well I can tell you one thing I was insulted an d I said Yeah well F U too mister I looked around and the only thing I could find on me was a piece of dog crap I found on my back I threw it down on his he ad and took off back to Canada That ends my story boys and girls I hope you le arn some sort of lesson from this because I don t care The End L auteur Mimi Moura (Dominique Nomura)