ki ki oktober ninety six +@)--------------------------------------------------------------------------(@+ #@!the edge is published monthly as an informational text on blade productions$ +@)--------------------------------------------------------------------------(@+ the edge - the blade informational textfile - volume 3 issue 8 it s october we HAVE to be goth contents - 1 the edge (volume 3 issue 8) 2 the members (oktober 1996) 3 the affiliates (oktober 1996) +@)-- - -- -- - --(@+ and the blood oozed from her open sore glistening in the light i wanted to taste it run it down my dry tongue suck the life out of her crimson fluids she seemed untouchable pale white on the dark background of the night sky her blood dripped quietly off of my spoiled blade it tasted so good - - - welcome to the blade october edition of the edge in the spirit of oktober we re going goth this month you may even see some angst in here too it s all a part of october s perpetual agony the autumn leaves are falling and burning the air is brisk and night falls upon us earlier october is a wonderful month and we ve got a wonderful pack to go along with it ow! edicius screamed as a giant glob of play-doh nailed him in the head - this was the scene at my house one week ago belial and edi being the idiots they are decided to start playing with the play-doh that was out on the table in the basement never give play-doh to modem warriors the next thing i know the shit is flying all over the basement the lights have gone off and there is a full fledged war going on belial grey hawk and i completely pummeled poor defensless edi! it wasn t a pretty sight sadly we didn t play any air hockey this month so the screaming wontons standings haven t changed kiwi has been seen on irc all month spouting off about some cheezy anime flic called ghost in the shell this snap shot was taken just after the movie the look of disbelief on this his face was caused by all the nudity in the film isn t he so ki damn GOTH! in late breaking news it has been reported that the line noise that has been plaguing the blade whq Death-- alderaan for the past month has been an evil Star plot by meltdown to squelch the popularity of this almighty board his death star has been spotted on a direct course for the rebel planet -alderaan ki meltdown pilots his death star towards alderaan WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! translation DIE! DIE! DIE! after being removed from the group for being quite an asshole lord_blur (who even KNOWS what his real handle was) threatened to blow up the infamous bladefest 97 fiesta we look forward to seeing him at the bash where it is rumored some 50 odd people will attend on a completely unrelated note belial s hair is lord_blur threatens thirty six feet long to bomb blade fest 97 i just got done mowing the lawn with a mower that has only one automatically propelled wheel needless to say i was flying around in circles the damn thing almost flung me into a thorn bush it sucked hard her hair so black swayed in the chilly breeze contrasting the fallen leaves of red yellow and brown her lips so black glistened with the saliva from her blood red tongue i wanted her i wanted to taste her i wanted to kill her so we were on our way to fun time america to get in a few games of air hockey before heading back to my house right and this fucking cop pulls into the parking lot after us turns on his lights and pulls all three of us over (which would have been pretty hard if we hadn t pulled into the parking lot ) he talks to grey hawk first you know how fast you were going uhm 55 60! oooooo then he talks to belial you know how fast you were going uhm 55 60! then he talks to me mindcrime you know how fast you were going 95 bitch WHAT! Step out of the car son then i pulled out my gat and shot some holes in him (alright so i m lying the story was uneventful without the embellishment ) press release! blade productions in it s neverending pursuit of world domination has brought on several new assasins to it s deadly arsenal of top secret affiliates due to the nature of the tasks at hand the names have been changed to protect the guilty like jackgrymm a talented maker of ansi weaponry who comes to use from the jungles of guatamala where he once helped an old lady pump bullets into an army bunker like yEDGEy a curved edge operated of high-resolution power swords a deadly new weapon in production by the scientists at blade productions he ll be in charge of the entire power sword division like sky lukewalker a master of the spoken word who can infiltrate any high-security area merely by bullshitting his way in like alreb another member of the ansi weaponry team hailing from the deserts of albania he specializes in burrowing under the sand and attacking from below we here he s also good with the ladies like lingunder and zyd two members of the highly elite literary strike force known as operation goth we can t even tell you where they are from due to the drastic effects that could have on public morality and the water supply like inpalad once believed a casuality of war who has returned from the dead to provide bitchen tunes for our troops and like htot the official supplier of all that is sacred to our team of assasins he ll be in charge of finding all the rarest materials we crave including warez anime and pron these additions to our top secret club have been officially deemed the oktober assasins we wish them luck on their current assignments end press release the people who left blade this month were considered to be enemies of the team and were sumarily killed to keep their subversive knowledge hidden R I P - widowmaker forge in other member news errant angel due to inactivity has been placed in the alumni classification while grey hawk is promoted to senior staff to replace the gap in virago s absense due to not having a computer q takes over as the head of the lit department xedgex or newest vga member also comes in as the new coordinator for that division he did it for mop before and we know he ll do a good job with us as will all the newly promoted blade members and now a word from risu --- - - - -- - - - - - - - - - --- - -- -- - -- - - - - --- - - - RISU S PART DON T TOUCH hihi!#%!!%!#$)! i m sure some of you know me from rea ing pudding =) hi eerie japanese chipmunk flying around! hmm so hi everyone the ecl-acid merger is a FAKE!# hehe had me fooled for a while oh well lots of you probably know that i don t really draw no more cuz i suck at drawing and stuff=( but hmm hi numb numb s my teenage idol enuff of that uhm if you would like to draw me something!(yes that means all of you) then draw me some ansi s for my board out of order =) be nice okie hmm not much to write but blade is the elitest art groop w a good atmosphere join it it s cool i like it so will you hmm i ve been writing alot lately=) heehheh who cares uhm mindcrime can t correct me or error s cuz i don t really have any spelling error s except that i like to spell group-- groop but oh well NOOOOOO!#$!#% STOP@#)@*@ ^^^^^^eYE aM gAY0RS( edited by mindcrime) hmm excuse mindcrime he s a little crazy eYE aM mINCRIME S wIF3! that was belial you ll have to excuse him too i rox0rs SHUT UP KIWI!!=) ehhe j k man i wish people would st* hi look at me argh1#%#!%_! shit damn people in #blade =) that was edicius damn em all uhm so welcome my life is tough i don t know what to do anymore maybe i should die =( i m so sad but kiwi s cheering me up!#$!#=) heheh so um wow greets everyone i know cuz maybe they ll like me blade risu signing off -- i love you $ - i am -rad elite =) and now a word from q! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to start off this informative section of blade literature i d like to sing an original rap song (well i can t really sing it live but this ll have to do) blade lit iz str8 up sweeticle wit da skeelz so don t competicle we z da phatness-supah bombicle we don t smoke too much chronicle da hommie pimpstahz we don t fuck gimpstahz shakespearian gangstahz writin it raw tell us we z sweet or shut your jaw! note for best results rap this on a trampoline (in canada toronto preferably !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well this is Q the new lit coordinator for blade virago the last one did not have a seizure and die from a brain spasm rather she passed the position on due to lack of time and plain generosity she will continue to contribute though my only main concern with being lit coordinator for blade is to keep the quality of lit up and spread it s glory to more minds if you d like to apply to blade s lit department or guest write contact Q at nin@juno com (do not send file attachments here) hu 86@osu edu blade lit coordinator Q okay! that was fun! now and now a special blade presentation! pushead an often disgruntled ex blade member has done a beeeeeeeautiful portrait of mindcrime the likeness isn t even close but it s fun for a laugh! -- Blade Cap (c) 199 normal login quick login mindcrime -- d Jiffy Mart My name is Mike alright folks wasn t that awesome ! i m done here so if i forgot anything feel free to lynch me on irc or something i want to congratulate the blade members this month for a really high quality pack good job guys! i remember her screams they echo in my hallowed mind i remember her blood and the stench of burnt flesh the taste haunts me even still i can t bare the agony of death i want to die die die +@)-- - -- -- - --(@ blade productions october 1996 the goth memberlist att giwish@mindport net ascii artist aninimal aninimal@cris com high resolution belial belial@cybercomm net senior staff brain eater ansi artist counterpoint alumnus creator pursuit@xmission com ansi artist dark knight darky@execpc com coding coordinator darkman alumnus dead soul deadsoul@liii com music coordinator dimes sdiamond@skidmore edu ftp supervisor dyz literature edicius edi@cybercomm net senior staff errant angel alumnus exar kun koondog@ix netcom com ascii artist facsimile alumnus flare sggamals@oakland edu info services flux alumnus grey hawk grey@infi-pos com senior staff grymmjack grymmy@alliance net ansi music hack info services hard liqour ascii artist ilsundal root@alfheim net useless information kiwi kiwi justice@sylvania sev org ansi good head liquid blue disco@javanet com high resolution lonestar ttoth@earth execpc com literature lucifer lucifer@injersey com ansi ascii artist luke skywalker literature mass murderer murd@digifro com ansi ascii artist meltdown k2112@cris com ascii coordinator metalchic metalchic@alfheim net tape halo maker metallic blood global coordinator mindcrime mike@exit109 com president founder nemesis mike15@usa pipeline com high resolution paladin musician pariah ascii artist pennywise pennywise@malum ab ca ansi artist q hu 86@osu edu lit coordinator raveged wanderer rw@shocking com high resolution rebal slntrage@cris com ansi artist risu puke@ix netcom com ascii artist shellman info services soul seeker soulman@cybercomm net senior staff subconsciousness ansi coordinator the natural ascii artist torgo torgo@geocities com vga artist toth supplier tourian tourian@ole net vga artist tron powerhouse tronepic@tir com literature underling literature virago virago@juno com lit coordinator xEDGEx ahopesc@superlink com vga coordinator * - several people have been deleted from this list due to inactivity this does not necassarily constitue removal from the group +@)-- - -- -- - --(@ gj! +@)-- - -- -- - --(@ the affiliates september 1996 alderaan (908) (mindcrime) - galactic temple apocalypse (201) (napalm) - eastern shrine harvest moon (216) (qur an) - central shrine cool dudes inc (613) (misc dudes) - canadian shrine neo tokyo (+32) (tasmaniac) - european shrine arcane (+61) (intense) - australian shrine prevail (+46) (rex) - swedish shrine mental overdose (+32) (zarkof) - belgian shrine altconn (+55) (starfox) - brazilian shrine ravebase (+41) (maverick) - swiss shrine optical illusion (+47) (pyx) - norwegian shrine ironyx (+31) (radical) - dutch shrine +-- - --+ twist of fate (810) (flare) - distribution outpost the rebel base (xxx) (luke skywalker) - distribution outpost +-- - --+ email - mike@exit109 com blade www home page - http www exit109 com mike blade ftp - 141 222 120 89 root blade +@)-- - -- -- - --(@ that s it! now go look at the pack! - mindcrime blade gimp