hey man bitchin surf! this guy is a total fuckstick he wears shorts in winter in subzero temperatures he owns a surf board hes never used he has about a billion rip curl tshirts and is proud to own them he cant handle other ppl being different to him but is active in his dislike of whatever he deems to be weirdos and is unresponsive to coaxing imploring threatenin or any other forms of communication for that matter but who cares it doesnt really matter because hes about to get eaten by a big motherfucker of a fish and its his fault for trying to look cool and not looking out for dorsal fins COMNT