a p a t h y apathy - the january thing it hurts when i pee 01 96 info file by misfit and trip header by illusion x - - - ------- ----------- -- ----- ---------------- - - i m happy no fuck it i m thrilled wait scratch that i m ecstatic why well this has been a good month well its had it s sucky points too but for the most part it s been a spiff december why well first off we havent lost a single member well okay we lost one but still the new members leaving members ratio is like 10 to 1 so i m happy 1st the good news we ve had a rather large influx of members first of all ewheat is back!! yes that wacky guy we all know and fondle is back persian rug and all (don t ask) he originally left over a big misunderstanding but he s back where he belongs (on the rug ) and doin that spiff ansi stuff he does so well next comes an old friend of mine from waaaaaay back in my eden days carpet monkey (aka the weird one) joins us this month bringing his incredible music and budding ansi talents i love this guy smmoooooch next up is a spiff coder who goes by assumed assassin this month he did us a rad set of screen savers and i assume (huh huh) he ll be doing us more stuff in the near future next (geez this list goes on and on) is fresh a talented ascii artist coming to us from iesus!ascii which has recently pushed up the proverbial daisies also hooking up with us from iesus is smokey (he goes by redman too even though we keep telling him there s already been a redman ) and he ll be doing us some pimpin ascii peachy next up is probably one of my favorite artists of all time ex-acid and -saga artist p-chan puts up a tent (huh huh) in the apathy camp damn i m excited this month another on my list of artists i adore who joined apathy is the one the only nootropic (previously of saga saga s reincarnation and legend) he s got one of the most original and kickin styles i ve ever seen and i absolutely jizzed when he told me he wanted to join finally a spiffy toon artist who likes to be called eiht ball joins up from (i think) toon he s got a really neato style and i welcome him and all the other new artists aboard er maybe not fin- ally two more members joined up at the last minute caduceus (here s hop- ing i spelled that right ) and nosferatu both from eden (and hey they re local boys!) nos is an awesome pic artist with probably the best knowledge of negative space i ve ever seen (figure it out chumly ) and cad is a keen upcoming 80x50 pic artist in his own right hi everyone! also i suppose i should mention the fact that awesome ascii guy point blank joined this month did us a couple of asciis and decided to pursue a solo career we re sorry to see his ass go but hey i m too damn ecstatic to be depressed we love you pb! come back! ) good luck dude and alas as is with most groups we lost an artist this month an old bud & veteran apathy artist scribble took off saying (and i quote) i m bored with ansi sniff bye robert hasta la vista baby adios buh bye lata seeya au revoir etc etc later dude whoopsie forgot to mention apathy now has its own groupie division made up of alt cidica and our newest groupie tical (yknow that ice guy) we hope they do their job well (their job being basically to get on irc to make people join apathy by whatever means of persuasion necessary) if you too would like to be an apathy groupie call poo (see below) neat okay neat now on to actual important stuff ) here s the news you ve all been dying for poo is up! w00 h00! neato! yay! damn i m happy the official apathy world dump site is finally up call it now stooge 602 589 0791 its got a neato acidic renegade setup done by no other than apathy s own hooch and his modding pal halo ) everyone pat those two on the back most of our members know this already but for those we haven t been able to contact you kinda sorta hafta call poo at least once and set up an account in case u have to call in an emergency or something or just wanna chat if you need to contact any apathy member for any reason you can probably find them there (or on irc whatever ) call now right now don t even finish looking at the pack don t even finish reading this why are you still reading ! ! CALL NOW MOTHERFUCKER!!#%^#@#$#%! !! ahem sorry bout that but still call illustration time c e s n l h s o l o n o r g n e g d ! mt ewheat poses nude with his favorite persian rug apathy in yet another ground breaking scene move has entered the world of hard core porn drool okay now on to da tripstah hades while on a crack binge decided to go to africa to teach english to a tribe of savages no apathy witty humor he s really going he is drawing up a frenzy so he has work for the 4 months he will no be gone he will remain a member and free fear sex here hopefully will make it back in one piece hi beer The area of africa he is going to is not- orious for deaths caused by rhinocerous tramplings good luck adam rumor has it t adam has grown a white boy s fro just for i the occasion you think that toon over there sucks me epidemic the homie w a hat t3w i did it twice the 1st time was muc hades with his white boy fro h better but nero kept bugging me to do trip with his hair in his eyes his font so i did and overwrote my part and misfit eminating eliteness of the nfo file everyone say thanks notice we re all touching our- nero!@ selves my nuts my nuts had a good month after dumping my girlfriend they final- ly got some piece and quiet and now back to me (my nuts are pretty much at ease rest easy men ) a new addition to the apathy pack this month is the member profiles thing basically what it is is an attempt to show all those scene types just how strange we really look (well it seemed a sound idea at the time) january s victi- er participant is carpet monkey carpet monkey has the true dist- inction of being the first apathy member to (at least temporarily) sport a mohawk remember now poo 602 589 0791 w0rd if you re a member and cant call out let us know so we can kick your ass out (just kidding ) nah let us know so we can make other arrangements to get in touch with you *** Last Minute Update from trip *** due to some phone bill problems misfit can no longer coordinate he is still drawing only for apathy but can t make any calls this is NOT the end of the group We have brought on Nootopic and Ewheat as senior staff with Spear and Creed helping coordinate as well Misfit is still SS he will be helping make group decisions and all other things associated with ss minus coordin- ating All this makes it VERY important that each and every apathy member who can call long distance call poo at least once a month to upload work There is an apathy member account login apathy password apathy in which members can get in quick upload their work and get out users who can afford to look around the board on an account of their own is encouraged to do so illusion x is my hero anyway thas about it enjoy the pack (later first call poo ) and we ll see ya in 30 (or so) buh bye bay bee - misfit (misfit@i dont have an address) - trip (thrust@primenet com) Writers Misfit Trip Apathy News Letter Photographers Trip Misfit Child Molester Trip Nipple Twister Misfit