THIS IS THE COMPLETE OPERATIONK0W TXT FILE THAT WAS PASSED AROUND TO UNI MEMS ** OPERATION K0W DOCUMENTS - CLASSIFIED ** Passing this file around making copies without illicit written permission signed by a legally bound and good standing officer of the Union navy will lead to commencement under Admiral 28 s leadership of ICBM warfare Please respect the fact we have your fone number and real information do not attempt to defect and buck the operation k0w strategy **** Certified Operation k0w ONLY **** Operation k0w is a top sekrit strategic operation led under the supervision of Admiral Mass Delusion and Admiral 28 We are engaging in sekrit warfare to bolster the union navy s position in world wide affairs To secure our operation we have taken several modes of evasive action and we will attempt to return at breakneck speed for a blitzkreig attack Operation k0w is as follows - General Strategic Overview Union is going to die We will die sometime around the 22nd of June at 12 00 hours Before this time all Union Navy members will have been contacted and informed about Operation k0w We are faking our own death (fo0d) to the scene To facilitate this sekrit plan all members of Union are going to become disinterested in the scene they are to play along with other group offers saying ill think about it or maybe we ll see This is to make it seem like Union is truly dead and buried Then during our month of dead ness we are going to contact Union members past and other good artists about the scene who we have been close friends with We are not out to rebecome Union of Borg again but we do want to build a good group of cool guys to hang out with Then approximately one week before the 08 95 packs come out we will celebrate the one year anniversary of our first good pack and release a mindboggling array of ansi vga rip and coding power in our viewer It will be an old school union pack of great proportions! We are also following in tradition with TRiBE whose second death anniversary we celebrate in June and we are using Cavalier s manifesto to make ourselves look outrageous and elite (which we are ) From there on out we are just what union used to be but without the problems that plauged us and containing only the fun that we want to have It will be Union people first Union packs second Do not fear The k0w will work What this means to members of the Navy Each member of the k0w fiollowing Navy has one objective to do KEEP THIS SEKRIT If anyone finds out about this we will be foiled! To facilitate this simple slowly drop out of contact with your group stay in touch with us and then quietly draw your best ansi ever and we ll put out one hell uva pack that will be the true Union all over again Situations If someone asks you what the k0w is or what operation k0w is all about you must simply tell them some answer to the effect that you do not know about it but some people were just talking about it or i don t know it was md talking about it etc Play STUPID If you are asked if you are part of Operation K0w simply say you are not and go on your merry way Deny your rank and refuse to answer questions your nick cannot k0mpromise the k0w is sufficient If a member of the Union navy says m0o publicly it is your duty to privately message them m0o affirmative sir to let them know that you too support the k0w There is also a skript for Union people only it is md-bh irc That skript allows sekrit k0mmunication among the members As well as it provides for msg n a bot for instant auto-invites to a channel where we will conduct our sekrit meetings under assumed nicks Find Mass Delusion or send email here to massd@elec shasta cc ca us to let me know who you are and that you need a copy of the skript *** IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT YOU DO NOT ALLOW THIS SKRIPT TO BE SPREAD *** if the skript gets out then our communication is worthless so do not give it out There will be automatic court martials into any reported leaks Contact points - Transmissions may be conducted to any of these - massd@voyager elec shasta cc ca us bghidine@scudc scu edu 800 xxx xxxx - box 823 - vmb Places to call - State of Euphoria - 800-xxx-xxxx no nup The Morbid Mess Hall - 800-xxx-xxxx no nup *** THIS FILE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 1 MINUTE TO PROTECT *** YOURSELF BE SURE TO TYPE IN RM OPERATIONK0W TXT #28 I w0WZers! we tricked j0o! (by #28) Yes we re back Actually no we re not back because we never left We were only faking This was all a part of operAtIOn k0w and operation f0od A while ago if you can remember Union definately WAS dying Quality was low the enthusiam wasn t there etc etc Many of the long time faithful members started leaving (including me ) ) and quality got even worse Then the Revival thing was released instead of a pack Welp needless to say that didn t exactly revive anyone or anything Things went even further downhill from there Union stayed in that general direction for several weeks But then things got cool Union let go of some of the less talented members Some of the original members were contacted (including me ) ) Mass D & Nailz were entertaining the idea of faking Union s death Mass Delusion mentioned this to me I joined We decided that the definate plan was to fake Union s death and contact former members in private Of course it would ve been pretty geeky to go around calling this plan the plan or something equally gay So (while Mass D and I were discussing cows) we decided to be really militaristic and call it (drumroll) operAtIOn k0w (thus an explanation for everyone chanting m0o and f3Ar thA k0w etc ) II operAtIOn k0w (the part where I explain thA k0w) 1 Contact all the current and desired former members in private 2 Swear them to secrecy 3 If they don t join or if they tell people about the k0w threaten them with our Inter-Continental Ballistic Missiles (ICBM s) 4 Carry out f0od (fake our own death) by releasing a thingee that says we re dead 5 Watch all of you dICk smACk s believe us and laugh at j0or gAy aSZZes 6 Don t meet in #union anymore People will get suspicious 7 Meet in our top secret channel on irc #amish 8 Release kick ass pack III Okay now j0o know greets to the handful of people out there who knew about the k0w but didn t tell anyone COMNT