the mOp inf0 fIle is kinda of fruity (old school lingo in cyan text) (the truth is in black on black) mop is better than stab #28 Due to an enthusiastic repsonse to last month s info file I (#28) am now in charge of writing this damn thing every month So sit back and enjoy as once again I share my gift for info file writing with the rest of the world ps In this month s infofile you may notice an abundant use of the phrase kick ass in one form or another This is because I ve decided that other adjectives just aren t descriptive enough pps If you can email me with the number of times I use a form of kick ass in this info file I will personally arrange for bEdlAM to give you head - seriously news 1 A few of those serious group-related kind of things happended with mOp this month which irritates me to an extent because that means I ll have to write something about them Yeah like you really care Anyways I ll to be as brief as possible so I can start goofing off This month we gained some members but also lost a few Blenderhead left us due to complications associated with dual-grouping That s okay though because we never actually got anything from him Easy come easy go Another not-so-tragic loss (if you could call it that) was the departure of Ambassador Kosh Actually his trick ass was removed I wasn t really involved but from what I m told joining CiD gave him an ego Anyway it s a long story and I don t really think anyone cares about it In other news we lost our beloved ascii divsion this month This isn t nearly as bad as it sounds though Basically I was on the phone with Maestro when we both realized that mOp s entire ascii division (which consisted of me Turtle and Mr Popeil) were all members of Maestro s ascii group Endow And since ascii had never been a really *huge* part of mOp we (after talking with Bobtj and Tweed) decided to let the ascii division go Of course since Turtle and I both release stuff other than ascii in the packs the only true loss was Mr Popeil However since Mr Popeil is cool he s still a member He ll still hang out with us it s just that now he has no applicable talent to offer us ) Those were the only losses this month so we re still kicking ass or something like that 1 On a more positive note Maestro joined up with mOp this month This is just another testimony to mOp s coolness We weren t recruiting or begging or anything he just joined because mOp is super-elite & cool Always remember that It now appears that we will now kick even more ass than before however you re gay 2 We also gained a pair of non-artist members this month Their names are Bosstone and Skatality and they re our groupies Basically their job is in theory a lot like Psion s except we won t tolerate as much abuse projected towards them One kid in the 708 AC called Bosstone a dork and he was never seen or heard from again Also Skatality and Bosstone are always eager to peel the sweat-soaked t-shirt off a mOp artist s back and savor its musty manly aroma Bosstone and Skatality are a lot like those skanky teenage whores who wear too much makeup and hang around backstage with Tesla Warrant and other such hair-bands so let s all extend a warm mOp welcome to them or something because they re k-RAd and ELiTE cool 3 Saint Sinner has changed his handle to Misfit That s why the memberlist says Misfit instead of Saint Sinner Duh cock 4 Vital Chaos our intrepid young coder *narrowly* escaped a serious tremendous monumental ass kicking this month by making progress on mOp s official viewer JiffyView 2000 I know we promised it last month but hey Vital Chaos is really Johnny Cochran so he can get away with lying a lot btw I confess *I* killed Nicole sorry btw 5 Speaking of Vital Chaos I think he quit this month I m not really sure though so Anyways we re still on good terms with him and all that Actually I m almost kind of glad to see him go - whenever I ve talked to him on the phone he s always panting in a way that makes me feel very uncomfortable yet curious 6 Haha you read infofiles Then again I write them then again you read black on black text I win 7 We at mOp have passed a new ordinance that calls for more abuse projected towards our faithful mascot Psion So if you see him on a board or something be sure to call him names flame him or threaten his well being Also if he has the gaul to request an ansi appropriate discipline ranges from ridicule to outright deletion Last but not least if you catch Psion exhibiting any form of independent thought we are to be contacted immediately so that we can promptly deliver to him a severe ass kicking Remember We not only offer you our *consent* in treating him in cruel and inhumanely we re outspoken advocates of psIOn-abUSe 8 Mike Camp is cool for a stroke that is acronym o dA mONth the official mOp acronym for august comes to us from number 28 manipulate our papayas psIOn s pICks Each month Psion our mascot chooses his favorite things from our pack This month he chose ansi psion ran off and joined the rip circus or got drafted or perhaps vga deported or something so he s not around closing notes Yeah so the pack was a bit late this month ) Thanks for keeping the bitching down to a low roar though we really appreciate it To be truthful the fact that our last 3 packs have been released near or around the 1st of the month is purely coincidental ) By now you probably know that mOp isn t run like any other group around & because of this it s not always easy to get organized Plus we re all lazy Anyway we ll try to release in 2 or 3 weeks to make up for it or something yeah right like that ll ever happen next month s pack Thanks to my special connections and overall savvy I ve arranged with the Unabomer to have his 35 000 word manifesto printed in next month s infofile After some coaxing I convinced him to choose the the mOp inf0 fIle over Newsweek Time Penthouse and USAToday so look forward to reading it next month