the mOp inf0 fIle #28 this month Bob the Janitor had to go the Minnesota before he got a chance to write up the info file Because of this I (#28) get to write it And unlike Bobtj I haven t a remaining shred of self-control Hence this info file may be cooler than a typical info file ps Bedlam has several bizarre masturbation techniques Don t ask him about it though news 1 This month we aquired several new members 1st Blenderhead joined up We don t have anything from him yet but I guess he joined to do rip Next Peak Velocity joined He s going to do rips and if all goes well (ie a little ass kissing takes place) he will become our new Galapagos Islands sandwich-maker Basically this job involves making us sandwiches Hmm Now that I think of it the title is a a little absurd when one considers that he like a lot of us lives in Illinois Finally Saint Sinner hooked up with us this month He s another kick arse ansi guy He s also gonna be our hair stylist 2 Why yes they ARE all in union lICk m3 3 My new chair has lumbar support 4 We lied JiffyView 2000 will be out next month Vital Chaos our intrepid young coder got sick He also uses a spoon to fondle his testicles (I guess that makes him multi-talented ) He was unable to finish the job but if he doesn t finish it soon we re gonna kick his ass 5 Speaking of members who need their asses kicked our own co-founder Bob the Janitor sucks crank He only had one ansi and one rip And I had to finish the rip for him That s why it s cool Anyway Tweed and I are going to inflict some sort of cruel and unsual punishment on him Maybe his family too 6 Slyder!!!! Slyder joined up with us last month but we haven t been able to get in touch with him So hey Slyder! Call SOE or something 7 Welp the long-awaited results of our offcial mOp survey are in (from a nation-wide telephone poll conducted by myself) Member who kicks the most ass #28 Member most likely to succeed in constructing a 3 larger-than-life cheez-wIZ bunny Psion Member who kicks the most ass with the least ammount of effort #28 Member who is most likely to become a contributing member of society dispite his alternative lifestyle and promiscuous behaviour bEdlAM Member who is most likely to win an international bread game tournament Tweed Member who is most likely to sport red knee-highs (and a fishnet bra) on the Jerry Springer show Turtle (note Psion was a close runner-up) Member with the most sensitive nipples Bob the Janitor Member who appears to be the offspring of the King of Pop Michael Jackon and RuPaul bEdlAM Member with the most finesse and overall skill with anything #28 Member most likely to be sharing a tender moment with a canine at any given moment Vital Chaos Member most capable of becoming a stripper with the psuedonym pistol packin Pete #28 acronym o dA mONth the official mOp acronym for july comes to us from number 28 mexicans on parole psIOn s pICk (this month because of a lack of time we were unable to get a hold of psIOn before releasing Therefore I ll be in charge of this segment just this once) ansi one of mine rip the backround & font on bobtj s rip (done by myself) vga it s safe to assume that had I done a vga it would ve been the best despite the fact that I have am without any sort of experience in this area closing notes Umm If this info file seemed a bit self-indulgent then it s probably just you because I was being outstandingly modest in every aspect of it