The drab grey wallpaper began to drip and curl This time it was not a leaky pipe that was slowly staining the once-red wallpaper into the dismal grey shade that it had become In fact it was not just the wallpaper that was curling this time It was the whole wall The wall began to peel downwards drops of old pipe-water slowly running out of cracks and dripping rhythmically onto Jason Peter s head He absent-mindedly dragged his bleary gaze upward making a mental note that something was not quite right Unfortunately the pathetic Rolodex of his mind feebly gripped the note then wheezed and lost it The mental note drifted into his lukewarm consciousness and drowned It was actually quite tragic that Jason Peter had such a feeble mind For this time the wall was tired of the leaky pipes and tired of its once-red wallpaper being stained and ruined The entire wall curled downwards like a wave and crushed him quite efficiently Then amazingly it began to unfurl and roll back up to the ceiling until at last it was joined once more The wall satisfied with its new coat of red did not move again It simply waited for the next unfortunate person who would move in and let the pipes continue to leak The pipes had been leaking for years now since the ominous wall had not let anyone live long enough to fix them THE END This message has been sponsored by the Plumber s Union