A Fun Poem For Happy People He laughs (It s a jolly laugh a friendly laugh) A hateful laugh a frightening laugh (A laugh belonging to a happy clown) A laugh possessed by a killer insane Embittered by truth estranged by reality Lost in the endless mindless And loving every second of it Have you ever met someone who didn t care I don t mean somebody laid-back or relaxed or calm under pressure I mean someone who was ready to die When you re ready to die you can laugh at anything you know Nothing matters to you anymore But you know what There s a price to pay No matter what anyone ever tells you you can t walk away from total freedom You sell your soul And you love every second of it C mon everyone! Sing along now! It s the Fun Song For Happy People! You know the words When I m at home and I m feeling blue When it s raining outside and my day is all screwed I ve got my secret place and you do too Where the only one thing that you re allowed to do Is be Happy (HAPPY! HAPPY!) It s not that hard To be Happy (HAPPY! HAPPY!) You can let down your guard And be Happy (HAPPY! HAPPY!) And do you know what Happiness is (YES!) Happiness is a warm gun Happiness is a sharp blade Happiness is a laser scalpel Nestled sweetly in your palm We can be Happy forever And love every bloody second of it