Fat by Weird Al Yankovic from Even Worse Your butt is wide well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I ll sit on you The word is out better treat me right Cause I m the king of cellulite Ham on ham on ham on whole wheat all right My zippers bust my buckles break I m too much man for you to take The pavement cracks when I fall down I ve got more chins than Chinatown Well I ve never used a phone booth And I ve never seen my toes When I m goin to the movies I take up seven rows Because I m fat I m fat-come on (Fat fat-really really fat) You know I m fat I m fat-you know it (Fat fat-really really fat) You know I m fat I m fat-come on you know (Fat fat-really really fat) Don tcha call me pudgy portly or stout Just tell me once again Who s fat When I walk out to get my mail It measures on the Richter scale Down at the beach I m a lucky man I m the only one who gets a tan If I have one more pie a la mode I m gonna need my own zip code When you re only having seconds I m a havin twenty-thirds When I go to get my shoes shined I gotta take their word Because I m fat I m fat-come on (Fat fat-really really fat) You know I m fat I m fat-you know it (Fat fat-really really fat) You know I m fat I m fat-you know it you know (Fat fat-really really fat) And my shadow weighs me forty-two pounds Lemme tell you once again who s fat If you see me comin your way Better give me plenty space If I tell you that I m hungry Then won t you feed my face Because I m fat I m fat-come on (Fat fat-really really fat) You know I m fat I m fat-you know it (Fat fat-really really fat) You know I m fat I m fat-you know it you know (Fat fat-really really fat) Woo woo woo When I sit around the house I really sit around the house You know I m fat I m fat-come on (Fat fat-really really fat) You know I m fat I m fat-you know it you know it (Fat fat-really really fat) You know you know you know-come on (Fat fat-really really fat) And you know all by myself I m a crowd Lemme tell you once again You know I m huge I m fat you know it (Fat fat-really really fat) You know I m fat-you know woo! (Fat fat-really really fat) You know I m fat I m fat-you know it you know (Fat fat-really really fat) And the whole world knows I m fat and I m proud Just a tell me once again-who s fat Painstakingly transcribed by The Happy Flower Man Cthulu For more o this sort of text stuffs call The Screaming Tomato (604)430-8805