How come you re always such a fussy young man Don t want no Captain Crunch don t want no Raisin Bran! Well don t ya know that other kids are starving in Japan So eat it! Just eat it! Don t want to argue I don t want to debate Don t want to hear about what kind of food you hate You won t get no dessert till you clean off your plate So eat it! Don t ya tell me you re full! Just eat it! (Eat it!) Eat it! (Eat it!) Get yourself an egg and beat it! Have some more chicken have some more pie It doesn t matter if it s boiled or fried Just eat it! (Eat it!) Just eat it! (Eat it!) Just eat it! (Eat it!) Just eat it! (Eat it!) Ooh! Your table manners are a cryin shame You re playin with your food like its some kind of game Now if you starve to death You ll just have yourself to blame So eat it! Just eat it! You better listen better do what you re told You haven t even touched your tuna casserole! You better chow down or it s gonna get cold So eat it! I don t care if you re full! Just eat it! (Eat it!) Eat it! (Eat it!) Open up your mouth and feed it! Have some more yogurt have some more spam It doesn t matter if it s fresh or tan Just eat it! (Eat it!) Eat it! (Eat it!) Don t ya make me repeat it! Have a banana have a whole bunch It doesn t matter what you had for lunch Just eat it! (Eat it eat it eat it!) (Eat it eat it eat it eat it) Eat it! (Eat it!) Eat it! (Eat it!) If it s gettin cold reheat it! Have a big dinner have a light snack If you don t like it you can t send it back Just eat it! (Eat it!) Eat it! (Eat it!) Get yourself an egg and beat it! (Oh lard!) Have some more chicken have some more pie It doesn t matter if it s boiled or fried Just eat it! (Eat it!) Eat it! (Eat it!) Don t ya make me repeat it! Have a banana have a whole bunch It doesn t matter what you had for lunch Just eat it! (Eat it eat it eat it!) Painstakingly transcribed by The Happy Flower Man Cthulu For more of these wonderful Weird Al lyrics and other such text files call The Screaming Tomato (604)430-8805 whee!