The land of Kangaroo frying restaurants was very humid in the summer The greasy kangaroos tasted like chicken because they were dead so i always ate there A small dog licked cactuses pathetically so he always ended up excreting prickly bundles of small hard fluffy cottage cheese Begone Pornoboy Dog In my day nobody would do such things We licked Travis s dreads until he creamed of Brocolli soup So you better watch out you d otherwise end up as a fried kangaroo without dentures So the small furry slimy rodent slowly took out his illegal double-barreled penis and waved it like Jesus! Burn witch! screamed the universal Jesii writhing sexual agonies in bright red lumpy corrogated surface Bluck made poo-cumentaries Don t be fooled by lumpy pants dancing in the land of purple toilet bowls The Mongolian Plaid-net then the SPAM! Oh the S P A A M oh oh ohoh OHHHHH!!!!! HO! called the leering homie to his nemesis the evil Vacuum Beast Stop before i envelop you within a smelly bubble of soaplike filmy sheet of saliva and crucify your baggy pants Super-Dave then magically appeared pulled down his pants and mooned the poor little homie This then provoked an insatiable surge of gas He blew chunks of fleshy fingernail clippings at the leering homie who with Guile closed his zipper SONIC BOOM! Wow im going to tiger uppercut you! Oh my god! THE END (FIN) (insert sigs here) Written by in no particular order Cthulu Eoanya Nitnatsnoc Beatle Hype Etana Oddmud Candide Tzeentch and his sister Toothbrush Condensed Dragonscale Silver Merlyn and anyone else I missed