Ever wonder what driving to the store would be like if operating systems ran your car MS-DOS You get in the car and try to remember where you put your keys Windows You get in the car and drive to the store very slowly because attached to the back of your car is a freight train Macintosh System 7 You get in the car to go to the store and the car drives you to church UNIX You get in the car and type GREP STORE After reaching speeds of 200 miles per hour en route you arrive at the barber shop Windows NT You get in the car and write a letter that says Go to the store Then you get out of the car and mail the letter to your dashboard Taligent Pink You walk to the store with Ricardo Montalban who tells you how wonderful it will be when he can fly you to the store in his Learjet OS 2 After fueling up with 6 000 gallons of gas you get in the car and drive to the store with a motorcycle escort and a marching band in procession Halfway there the car blows up killing everyone in town System 36 SSP You get in the car and drive to the store Halfway there you run out of gas While walking the rest of the way you are run over by kids on mopeds OS 400 An attendant locks you in the car and drives you to the store where you get to watch everybody else buy filet mignons