wb HI yA mY nAme iS WiNBee SuPeR 33l337 VGa aTiST! pHeaR mE aNd mY bUttoCKs Okie you re probably wondering why this fucking file is in the pack Is Hal on crack Has he gone mad What is the capital of Nebraska Whatever anyhow I felt I needed a manditory info file like panacea had in the last pack I hope you re still reading this I ll try to make it more interesting Ahem Well I first got into the scene when my friend X-Lax showed me a riot pack on his computer about 3 years ago I would say At the time I lived in Japan and he started sending me packs over the internet and I became interested in drawing ansi but I tried many times and failed One day I finally suceeded except the ansi took me 3 months to complete I thought this will never work I gave up but one day as I was looking through some packs (ice I think) I saw some cool demo by some guy named Inky with spiffy vga I had been taking drawing classes for a few years now so I gave vga a try At first I had no idea how to shade but gradually I got better especially after I began mimicking styles of other artists After a few more months I decided I was gonna join a group but alas Japan had none that I knew of I still continued to draw and I loved anime and manga so much I chose to draw only that from that point on I figured drawing anime could make me stand out if I could ever find a group I lost my i-net account and I knew of no boards so there was no way I could join a group Eventually I moved to the U S and got a new internet account but it had no irc so I was a little closer to my goal but still not quite yet there I met X-Lax on a local board and he asked where I had been I told him and he quickly fixed me up with fire where I have ended up drawing vga I am now working on my fonts which suck cock now since I have had not much practice doing em so don t dare request only a logo fools I will be releasing even more impressive graphics next month and no I don t do ansi F A Q ------ Q Why the fuck is there an ld style font on top of this shitty article A I dunno You tell me I am new and I felt like doing one of those jazzy new style fonts that X-Lax hates so much So I guess to piss xl off Q If you don t have an internet account how do I see you on irc A I use x-lax s and I have a partial account Q Are you Japanese A Yep but third generation Q Do you know karate A nope but I lift weights Q Where did you learn to draw A College Community Other courses Q Why the fuck do you sometimes sign your vgas in Japanese A I feel like it sometimes It sets me appart Just like having a number for your alias Q What do you use to draw A I use a mac and my 486 66 for drawing I use photoshop corel 6 0 adlus ps fractal painter neo paint paint shop pro and Truespace And a few more Q Where did you get your alias A Its what my teacher called me by accident in Japan Q Do you know Bruce Lee A Yes we go out for Tequilas and Gin every Tuesday Q Where do you live A Washington D C Q You can t write in japanese or english Are you some kind of forest gump A Yes My ass is like a box of chocolates I never know what s gonna come out Q Will you do a VGA for me A Depends Contact me on irc I m nice Q What is the average air speed of a swallow A African or European Q You might be a redneck if A You go to family reunions to meet women You ve ever barbequed spam on the grill You owe more to the taxadermist than your annual income You have more than one relative named elmer or jed Barney Fife is one of your favorite actors You helped your richest relative take the wheels of his home ect ect dfs df dfs dfs bba Q ARE YOU JACK HANDY A CAW WONDERED WHY THE CROWS KEPT CALLING HIS NAME IF YOU TRAVEL THROUGH TIME DON T STICK YOUR ARM OUT OR IT MIGHT TURN INTO A FOSSIL NOW FUCK OFF BEFORE I HAVE TO GET MIDIEVAL ON YOU EOF