The Wyrm s Hoard - A DragonLance Tale - Part One - - Ceryx DFT - Where s the treasure I certainly don t see it! exclaimed the small elf-like creature The large human turned to the small creature s direction Shut up already Locke!!! Snickering Locke tapped the human on the back repeatedly Really where is it you said we d have the treasure by now and you know how I like treasure right Vlad Vlad turned to the creature s direction Quit it you stupid kender! Jumping back- Hah! Nice comeback there Vlad! You dumbass fool why are you delaying us The kender chuckled The elven man in the corner broke in Yes Vlad you did promise us remember Vlad turned his head towards the table then looked upon the map lying on it Yes and I don t break my promises Is that all your petty honor remarked Locke Shut up you pansy ass disgrace to mankind! screamed Vlad furiously Hey Allurac talk some sense into this dimwitted barbarian Locke blabbed to the elf This is not my argument replied Allurac then turned to Vlad What is it you are attempting to do Even more outraged by the other two trying to end his argument where he was winning (at least that s what he thinks) Vlad spoke up I m trying to read this map so can you please just shut up Allurac starts to think Locke is probably thinking up another devious remark about Vlad Hehehehe Clearing his voice Hah! Atleast the kender race is a smart one! We are taught how to read instead of NEVER! Is that your problem Vlad Spoke Allurac in a calm voice You can t read Lowering his head in shame Vlad speaks Yes indeed so could you hel--- Like the colossal asshole he is Locke cuts in I can read maps! Me! Me! exclaimed the colossal asshole Why don t you give it a try then you Asshole sorry I mean Locke snickered Allurac Vlad left the table and headed towards the food storage room which by the way is Vlad s second best proficiency under fighting though you could say stupidity is his best Locke sat down at the small table and overlooked the map Obviously the person who made this map is probably dead or about to die that is why Vlad couldn t read it Ahem Sorry I meant could find the big X Anyhow the mapmaker didn t make it past the northern mountains My guess is that Orc or Goblin Raiding parties skewered the guy How did you get your hands on this map anyway Vlad Vlad looked up after stuffing his fat face with a shitload of mutton ale hard tack and other assorted rations I got it from this sailor while crossing the Sirrion Sea Where the fuck are we anyway asked Allurac We re on the isle of Cristyne north is Sancrist isle east is Southern Egroth northeast is Northern Egroth in the Se-- Enough said Locke said Allurac as Vlad went back to the food cabinets We need to plan our route to this dragon Looking at the map We can t go around to the other side Unless we take a ship which is the best way to avoid the Orcs and Goblins Vlad looks up from the pile of food he was stuffing his fat ass with (more dogshit) Ship I ll go get one! He s so happy he s stupid or was it the other way around remarked Locke as Vlad ran out the door then headed toward the tavern Allurac looks up Ya know he really sickens me Plus he should head toward the shipwright Please go follow him Locke better yet you get the ship Filled with joy Locke dashed out the door and heads toward the shipyard as the sun begins to set over the mountain horizon off to the west Meanwhile while Vlad is out drunk off his ass Locke decides to do some snooping around the shipwright s house Heh heh Now then where was that ship deed Locke whispered to himself Aha Here we go just sign under a fake name the little thief chuckled as he signed the deed to the finest ship Locke pocketed the deed and hoped out through the window Wake up elf boy! I got a ship for us we d better leave now just in case my forgery is bad! shouted Locke as he pulled the elf out of his bed Mmmm n some bread too mumbled the elf What ! What the fuck are you talking about Bread huh said the befuddled kender as he went into the storage room and cam back out with hard tack rolls Here s your bread elfy! Shouted Locke as he shoved the rolls into the elf s drooling mouth Wake up! You look like Vlad! exclaimed the kender Allurac stand up off the floor You little shit! Never compare me to that stupid ass! The startled kender leaps back behind the table to avoid Allurac s outrage Ok forgive me Speaking of stupid ass you go find him I ll be waiting on the ship for you As Allurac walks out the door he stops dead in his tracks Wait a minute how do I know which ship it is Locke hits his forehead softly I almost forgot it has an Gnomish Flag Startled by the term Gnomish Allurac shakes his head ten heads to the tavern Locke then begins to drag crates to the ship * * * * * * * * * * The presence of a large creature hulking toward him alerts Locke Locke grasps his dagger prepared for an encounter Then a voice speaks I m coming up and I got dipshit with me the voice says Allurac asks Locke Indeed my friend Vlad is dead drunk I ll pull him onto the deck replies the shadowy creature I found him at the bar with his head down in a bowl of broth explains Allurac So I figured he wouldn t make it here by himself so I pulled him here He s the only person who we know can steer a ship Locke begins to chuckle Heheh Well It s our only chance wake him up and we re off Allurac begins to repeatedly kick Vlad in the crotch while shouting Wake up fuck face! Suddenly Vlad comes to Uhhhhh Oh a ship my turn to drive! exclaims Vlad with stupidity I hope this was the right choice Locke says with a bad feeling The ship steers off into the dense fog of the harbor Hoping to make it around the isle To Be Concluded