Merry Christmas Greets Carnifex Ravage Bias Xeryus 4disciple Xypher Matrix and to ALL the Darkies that as standing for Acidic Frigin Soap they may have a Merry Christmas Seasons Greetings from This ansi is both vizualy and liturarly entertaining ) S A N T A Christmas Eve in Broklyn by Joe Quesada and Jimmy Palamiotti Twas the night before Christmas As I drew out my gun Da whole house was mello And hid by da bed Not a creature was stirrin Down came his friggi boot I had a gun unda my pillow On da top of my head When up on da roof His eyes were all bloodshot I heard somethin pound His B O wuz scary I sprung to da window His breath wuz like sewage To scream Ay keep it down He had a mole dat wuz hairy When what to my He spit in my eye Wanderin eyes should appear And he twisted my head But dat hiry elf Vinny He soon let me know And eight friggin reindeer I should consider myself dead Wit a bad hackin cough Den pointin a fat finga And the stencha burped beer Right unda my nose I knew in a moment He let out some gas Yo da Kringle is wuz here! And up da chimmney he rose Wit a slap to dere snouts He sprang to his sleigh And a yank on dere manes Obscenities screamin He cursed and he shouted And away dey all flew And called dem by name Before he troo dem a beatin Yo Tony Yo Frankie But I heard him exclaim Yo Sally Yo Vito Or better yet grump Ay Joey Ay Paulie Merry Christmas to all and Ay Pepe Ay Guido Bite me ya hump! ) A N D A H A P P Y N E W Y E A R ! ! ! From me (acidic_soap) and all the darkies I guess Yes Santa is smoking a cigarette and yes that is Rudolph past out