The Great Toilet Bowl Smooth and cold does it feel to the touch Always overflowing when given too much Releiving our pain if only for a while Shoveling crap while keeping a smile Flushing it clean every now and then Only to fill up with foul debris once again Gurgling and swooshing the sounds it creates The stinch of a pig pen it s oder permeates A blanket of security whose intentions are hid It s true ugly nature hiding under the lid Beautifully clean and sparkling at first In time the grout mildews as it quenches it s thirst Flushing our problems as we pull on it s chain Then watching our lives funnel down it s large drain The Government of America today as a whole Is without a doubt The Great Toilet Bowl! TRoN BL DE Greets - Bad Influence Hi! Red Fox Hate to see ya move Rage Are we there yet ! Basement Man I owe I owe it s off to iCE ACiD Don t ya wish ya had talent like this ! BL DE An ansi PLEASE ANYONE! !