- -- - -- written by those two crazy apathy mofos misfit and trip - - - -- sd hey yawz welcome to the brand spankin new apathy pack enjoy the last pack same here i thought it was pretty darn cool and this month s little gem is even better changes abound this month as we gain new members merge with a group and copulate with small woodland creatures yes apathy is back and we re bringing you a quadruple dose of the mindnumbing fuckery you ve come to cherish the biggest news this month is the merger with a small 602 based group called thrust basically it happened like this i was on irc one day when i saw this guy named trip offering the october thrust pack i was (and still am) planning on starting an emag called root down focusing on smaller groups so i dcc d it from him and checked it out (and liked what i saw) a couple nights later i again saw him on irc and told im i liked the pack and offhandedly said that a merge between apathy and thrust would be cool well we talked more and i got his number and we started chatting more well several days and sexual favors later we seriously began discussing a merge we talked it over worked it out and bewm here we are we gained like ten new members through the merge and trip and the other thrust staffer kamikaze are now apathy senior staff (along with me of course ) trip s gonna tell you more about it later okay on to other group news we gained quite a few new members this month along with those peeps acquired in the merger first off a guy by the name of killa hertz hooked up with us this month he s been in several groups before (i e spastic cia blade surge etc) and now he s here he draws ansi ascii and vga and can also play every sonic youth song ever on his armpit (i guess that makes him multi-talented ) next is an ansi artist known as illusion x he s a talented fontist and now he s branching off into pics we expect great things from this gimp in future months g (is short goofy looking and long- winded in here or just me ) anyway next on the hit list is a kick-ass vga artist from saga named fozzle (of course he doesn t do vga for us ) he s branching off into ansi and here he is cha-cha-cha finally we ve got one new ascii artist a pic artist named fluid (a k a seethe he used to draw for warner studios) okay one more ) towards the end of the month we picked up a bitchin little ansi artist named screeching weasel from motion we welcome all these guys into apathy and give em a great big wet hug oh yeah a note about some of the art in this pack one of the ansis in here li-vhell ans is a re-release it originally came out in an old eden pack back when lithium went by b0rys we talked it over and decided to release it again because well not many people ever saw any of the eden packs so bewm there it is also there are two ansis in here by one of the original apathy members morbid fixation they were originally done for apathy but when it died they were released elsewhere now they re back with apathy where they belong ) (hey adam call me bitch ) oh yeah a little update on my testicles well i went to a doctor who special izes in things of a testicular nature and he discovered that the cause of all of the pain in my willy has been cause by a small nugget grub named consuelo he (the doctor not consuelo) said that he could remove the grub but it would kill the little guy not wanting to have that on my conscience i ve decided to simply live with it anyway greets to consuelo uh yeah anyway man i was really reaching with that one ahem i feel dumb now okay speaking of testicles here s trip s section One step for man one gigantic leap for the scene Yes the signs are true Mars s in perfect unision with Venus All the fortune cookies were true Prophet Joseph P Munkee predicted it Thrust merged with Apathy Lemme do a little rundown of who the fuck we are trip - me - ansi ascii senior homicidal munkee kamikaze - ansi fellow senior even tho he doesn t do jack vassago - ansi He thinks he can fly his mom calls him ricco ree koh eclipse - code ansi Doing apathyvu in love with a cow piratebox - ansi abducted by aliens 90% of the time my nuts - sweat got fondled by a doctor said he was searching for lumps red mist - ascii abducted by government even more than piratebox corpse warper - music got his woman knocked up hades - vga raver at large mr munkee - swinging from trees talks to me when no one else will mastermind- www type person awol alt - super duper leet warez chick that was fun huh this ain t no head trip honey its a head on collision some members of thrust were left out one quit the scene one got kicked for non-cool behavior but the merge brings apathy up to 35 or so members so losin a few ppl won t hurt us much know whats strange Not many ppl in the scene have heard of Korn they rox0r hi mom Apathy Exclusive Ok enough babbling trip hears the munkee mating call hey look the braves won sorry had to get that outa my system We are re-releasing some ansis from the past few thrust packs as we f34r that not enough ppl saw them if you didn t joy yer gonna see them now if you did well go look at em again uhm i m am for the first time at a loss for words so like let the art speak for itself or some weird shit like that lizzates trip!apathysenior!munkeemolester okay thank you trip ) oh yeah good news on the poO front trip has decided to take down his board illegal immigrants (former thrust whq) and run poO for me it s not up yet (we re waiting for hooch to mod the software and i need to get some more art) so for now illegal immigrants is the apathy world head- quarters give it a ring at 602-589-0791 nup methane poO should be up in like two weeks so by apathy04 zip we ll have a permanent whq also as a neat little perk you ll be able to apply online (hey keen) keep your eyes peeled and call poO! ) one thing i neglected to mention in last month s info file was icky what is icky well i don t know if many of you remember but a while ago there was an odd little group floating around called wballz the purpose of wballz was fun what they did was recruit several well known artists in the scene (like tempus thales hannibal lector etc) and these artists would take all the crappy un- finished work sweltering in their thedraw directories and release them that s basically what icky is if you d like to join just send me some butt-ugly art and you re in you get a member board and everything ) also if you wanna get in touch with any of the members (for a request sexual favors whatever) call the apathy vmb at 1-800-256-6269 box 7543 (and as a bonus you get to hear my masculine voice on the message neat eh ) and btw do not repeat do NOT call for a distro first we ll say no then we ll laugh at you until you get all embarassed and soil yourself is it worth it you dec ide ) well thas about it enjoy the pack and as always spank your monkey to the art contained herein (and this month that actually means something there s a gif included in this pack of very awesome and completely nekkid clueless star alicia silverstone who says small groups are worthless ta-ta boys - misfit (sinnah@squeaky free org) trip (thrust@primenet com) despite all my rage i m still just a rat in a cage yeah whatever