+------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ apAthy fOunder miSfit +------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ l $$$ $$$ l ssS$$ $$Sss ssS$$ $$Sss $$Sss s $$$ S$ $$$ $$$ $S S$ $$$ $$$ $S $$$ $S $$$ $$$ $$ $$$ $$$ $$ $$ $$$ $$$ $$ $$$ $$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$ $$$ $$$ $$ $$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$ $$$ SSs $$$ $$$ sSS SSs $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ SSs $$$ l S$$ $$S S$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ S$$ l +---------------- $$$ ---------------------------------------------- $$$ ------+ s apathy ! where d they come from ! s +-------------------- ------------------------------------------ ----------- sirdeath 1 apathy! well i know all you apathy groupies out there have been piss- ing in your pants in hopes of another keen l il pack and i being one not to dissapoint our fans (yes all 7 of them) here it is i d like to take this opportunity to thank you for downloading this pack from somewhere (even though it took you like what less than a minute) and taking a look at it anyway this was an okay month we gained a few members lost a few had one guy join only to have me boot his ass out a few days later and gained another site so without further fucking around on to the goodies 1 nivek ogre! seems like this section always has to do with your friend and mine nivek ogre (a k a b0rys a k a ed) well not to break his trend of almost constant handle changes nivek is now known as lithium (and yeah i think there was a lithium in the scene before but who gives a fuck ) wewp 2 fresh meat! we ve gained a couple new members (read targets) and i didn t even have to go after these guys they all applied! (wow) anywho first joining this month is a talented ascii artist by the name of reptile dunno what groups he was in before but he s good so bewm he s here next is an ascii (and sometime ansi) artist who goes by the handle of hooch he used to go by euphoria he used to run emerge (yes the group that apathy merged with before go read the apathy01 zip info file) okay let s see fuck running a group is hard i hope i don t forget anyone okay well a neato freak by the name of epidemic joined us this month i lied i actually asked him to join ) he s for the most part an ascii guy (he s in endow i think) but he ll be doing ansi for us lesee another -spiffy guy named ellis dee (rob to his mom ) hooked up with us this month (and i m such a fucking liar i asked him to join too ) he s sen- ior staff in saga and he ll be doing some bitchin little logos for us apathy posers ) next there s spear an ascii artist (damn why do we have so many ascii artists ) formerly of roc and finally we have our first non - u s citizen that aussie chica maeve wolf (tatharina on irc) she does ansi and s a pretty darn neat person ta boot oh wait shit i forgot someone from blade we welcome a swell ansi artist by the name of scribble okay keen i think that i got everyone neato welcome to all y all oops joining at the last minute (almost literally) is that zany ice mofo mephitopeles he did a really cool ansi for the pack (itochat!) and i welcome his azz too ) 3 new boards! well we have an eastern headquarters now mindcrime s neato board alderAAn is now the official apathy eastern dump site keen huh btw call the board (its in the 909 area code which is like somewhere in new jersey but don t hold that against it) it s really cool also hooch s board erebus is a member site it used to be really popular when it had an 800 number but now its just a geeky bbs that runs pcboard (ack) g just kidding eric well we got a central hq now too in harvest moon run by that wacky guy qur an (hope i spelled that right ) our new southern headquarters is ellis dee s neo nacho and the new israeli hq is sharp edge s ground zer0 for new member boards we got spear s board the lamers retreat and reptile tells me his board turmoil is going up soon neat also like lord jazz s board huma is the new western apathy dump site keen 4 seeya! well as much as we don t like to see it a member left your friend and mine blenderhead left to pursue a full time career in porno photography (which he seems to enjoy) he s also in saga and he s not really into dual-grouping so good luck toddler leaving with blendaz is his board mud also a guy named white death joined our happy little family but he started fighting with ewheat so i booted him out (white death not ewheat) see apathy is about fun and i m not gonna put up with members bitching with each other so if you wanna join but you have a problem with one of the other guys either keep it to yourself or go join GRiP AD ) now with that un pleasantness behind us 4 nads! my balls still hurt i went to the doctor but all he did was tell me too look sideways and cough while he fondled my testicles and while i found it somewhat arousing he didn t cure me maybe next month 5 poO update! well my board poO! still isn t up i was hoping to put it up sometime this month but due to getting hardly any hours at mcdonald s (yes i sling hash at micky-d s) i dont have enough $$ for a new computer (i m running off my dad s right now) ahwell so until it goes up sadistic temple is still the whq 6 whatever! uh yeah this sucks i m trying to concentrate on typing this but at the same time i m on a 3-way conversation with ellis dee and stone amnesia and they won t shut up ) nah in miscella- neous apathy news i (misfit) am trying my hand at rip graphics dis month and although i suck i m releasing em ) also we decided to re-release some semi-old lithium pics done back when he was in eden he and i came to this decision cause the eden packs never got really wide distribution uh yeah 7 top ten! well these are the top ten reasons to join apathy done in reverse numerical order to heighten the suspense ) 10 it makes your dick bigger 9 get head from ewheat 8 flying monkeys 7 phone sex with stone amnesia s sister brooke 6 because even WE kick GRiP s ass 5 bleach is dead so what other pack are you gonna get your art released in huh 4 misfit ll talk dirty to you 3 because there s no i in team uhm yeah 2 kinky sexual favors from iridescent 1 because if you don t we ll drive to you house and bludgeon you okay wow 8 the end! well thas about it be sure to masturbate to the pack on a regular basis i know i will - misfit (apathy prez!)