Get Ready To Puke Issue No 1 An Official Apathy Productions(tm) Public Update September 1995 Well I already wrote an info file but I couldn t resist this ) Any- way this is the first Apathy pack but our roster has changed quite a bit from the first time I started getting Apathy together Hmm I guess I should say something clever to fill up this space Well school is starting soon so pro- duction in the scene will probably go down due to lack of time School sucks Hey all you art scene geeks come join Apathy it s really fun and neato We begin our listing of the new members of the Apathy drawing club with the return of an old friend Nivek Ogre also known as Borys has started drawing again and came back to Apathy once more to impress us with his neato drawing skills Next we got ex-CiA artist Village Idiot who s a pretty neat guy decided he wanted to draw for the Apathy ansi crew Former Vapor artist and just plain neat guy Sir Death makes his ascii debut in this pack (I think) Also joining us is FUTiLE guy Ewheat (he was in Disco too) Warner Studios staff guy Iridescent (a k a Eternal Chaos) has decided to do some shit for us too STAB artist Captin is going to be doing some ansi and rip stuff for us Iridescent pulls out as is Blenderhead of Union Finally Apocalypse his eyeball and shows of Disco will be doing stuff for us Also Cidica it to everyone is our new mascot We can only hope that their stay with us will be as groovy as the trip here was There s no other new members so I ll fill up this section with step-by-step instructions on how to make a water bong First get a jar with a metal lid Poke holes on opposite sides of the lid and glue two pieces of aquarium tubing into the holes (one going into the jar the other poking up a few inches) Have a tiny piece of the tubing going into the jar poking out of the top Glue a metal Craftsman socket over the bit of tubing sticking out (the size depends on how big you want your bowl to be) Take a piece of tinfoil and line the inside of the socket with it making a bowl shape Then take a pin and poke several small holes in the foil (this is your nifty little filter) Fill Help! I m an oddly the jar about halfway full with water (so that shaped thing! ex- the tube goes into the water screw the lid on claims mascot Cidica the jar load your bowl and spark up Yay! The excess of free time many of us encounter during the summer may be half partially responsible for the prolific creation and demolition of so many new groups during these three hectic months That has nothing to do with any members leaving but these guys original Apathy members have left Omot (left the scene) Morbid Fixation (joined Dark) and Leper Messiah (the lit guy not the TOA guy he left the scene Neato-keen Their unique talents and styles have been a constant in Apathy s releases (or not ) and they ve been good friends They ll all be sorely mythed Omot breaks the world Hey let s all sing the Violent Femmes Blister record by smoking six in the Sun When I m a-walkin I strut my stuff joints at once and I m so strung out I m high as a kite I just might stop to check you out Let me go on like a blister in the sun let me go on big hands i know you re the one Ahem Our influence around the world has been greatly expanded by the various facets of the Internet but one must always still rely on the faithful bulletin board for smaller-scale dealings As such we have named several new bulletin boards located internationally to facilitate communication between our members and our distribution to even the most remotest of locales These new sites consist of the following Sadistic Temple is our temporary World Headquarters until poO! goes up Blah! The Graveyard Shift Therapy Brand X and Tainted Meat are all member boards Hmm let s talk about the scene Uh group wars Neato There s always been one between ACiD and iCE (although iCE is pretty much handing ACiD their asses in the ansi department right now since ACiD lost several good members to Legend) Um speaking of Legend rumors are flying that they ve died or merged with ACiD or whatever What I hear is that Neurotic went back to Union Deeply Disturbed and Master Ken went to ACiD and Somms is running Legend now I dunno what s up I guess we ll find out What the hell does that say up there WNBAMI Whafuck Humm anywho well in miscellaneous Apathy news Saint Sinner changed his handle to Misfit and Borys changed his nick to Nivek Ogre Sir Death was rumored to have changed his handle to Pussywillow but it was later revealed that Pussywillow is just what his mom calls him ) Also Village Idiot confided in me that his deepest darkest fantasy is to have oral sex with a giraffe (really deep throat) Well that AIS up there is supposed to stand for ACiD Information Services but it looks like it says DIS like Yo punk don t be dissin me! Ergo I am dedicating this section to the one person in this world that i d like to slap kick hit throw stomp shove a baseball bat up their ass smack around and generally plot the death of My Mom I hate that fucking retarded-ass bitch so much My Dad is kind of a dick too but he buys me stuff so I can stand him Oh and Rush Limbaugh Fucking asshole Well that s about it My sincerest apoligies to RaD Man Lord Jazz and any of the original peeps who made this info file but hey this is funny ) Um I don t have a steady e-mail address right now You can try sinnah@free org but i don t call there much anymore My board poO! should be up by the end of next month so you ll be able to get all the latest Apathy info there until then just get it off of the various members and their boards Oh yeah find me on irc and MSG me this line and i ll give ya a distro Psion is a homersexual Exactly in those words If not I ll just Uh don t try the key laugh a little and make fun at your expense Any lime pie it tastes way I hope you enjoy the pack Feel free to beat funny mumbles a be- off to the neat art in here I know I will ) wildered Nivek Ogre ACiD Credits Writers RaD Man The Calibre MindCrime and Cthulu Edited by Misfit Apathy President Photographer Lord Jazz ACiD